Wait, who was the good-looking black chick doper from NYC, since it's not Askia?

Look, it’s all well and good to talk about hot black chicks, but I can’t be the only one thinking we need some actual photos.

crosses fingers and hopes that works

More importantly, Askia, give us LOTTERY NUMBERS! Big winners! And did the 1920’s style Death Rays works against our Alien Overlords?

May I cut in?

Oh, son. I worked the brands.

Damn, cuz. Why you hatin’?

Liar!

then who is the black woman from Detroit?

I thought that was biggirl.

Askia, if it’s any consolation, I always thought you were male, but some people might not because your name ends in “-a”.

Thanks, darlin’.
[sub]The payment we discussed is in the mail.[/sub]

On the internet, I think everyone is a cat.

It is an easier visual and no gender implied. You’re all neutered…

But Shirley, you’ve stated you’re a chihuahua.

Geeze Askia, what’s up with the feminine sounding name? Why would any guy choose a feminine sounding name? That’s just not right.

You and me both.

I explain myself as a long-haired, kinda-dirty, semi-stoned southern White teenaged boy (not particularly hot, but lovable), ca. 1974, stuck in the body of a 30something Black woman, ca. 2005.

Free Bird rules.

:smiley:

shrieks and checks self… nope, I was spayed. Whew.
Monstre: that’s all well and good for you, but now poor Monstro is going to be mistaken for a man!

I’m no one to talk, though. I’ve been mixed up with Aesiron before. It’s not such a bad thing.
Also, I’m mistaken for a man all the time, wth? I thought I had such a girly girl username. It must be all those picture threads. Maybe I need to start thinking about trimming the old mustache? :dubious: :smiley:

Uh…that was me who did that. :o And I"m never going to do it again, since I now have clear mental images of you both.

Maybe it’s time for another Dopers you confuse thread?

Too late! People already do that!

And I’ll also say that I’ve always known that Askia was a man.

Yeah, I can tell you went to Washington High. :wink:

You’re just a

< Foreigner mode > **Dirty White Boy ** < /Foreigner mode >

Ironically, I’m not that crazy about my own theme song. :wink:

This is me.

spews coffee

That’s got to be the first time I opened a picture and went “awwwwwwwwWWMYGOD!”