I’ve always known Askia was a dude. He’s too good with the smack talk without letting it get personal to be of the female persuasion. (Thereby opening a completely new can of worms that will degenerate into a train-wreck of epic proportions! 
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I thought everybody on the Dope was an attractive black chick from NYC.
Kinda puzzled me that you were all on a message board based out of Chicago. Then I figured it out … that made it harder for The Man to give you any shit.
I thought Bill was into cigars.
You may have been the first, but you weren’t the last 
I mean hey, if anyone ever asked "Which Doper name begins with “A” and ends with “on”, there’d probably be quite a few different answers to that.
On top of that, if you and I * are both posting in a thread, and somebody doesn’t use quotes and addresses “Ana”… agh! Utter confusion! Brian melting!
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- Exaggeration. It’s usually pretty obvious. But still!
Why do they always pick on Brian?
Ah yes. I meant brain.
Grumble grumble.
I keep you apart by a simple device: Anastasia is the black New Yorker (Anastasia rhymes with Asia), while Anamika is married to Askia, the Athabaskan now living in Detroit.
That’s been since birth. Yeah, America. The only unquestioned men’s names ending in -a are Bubba and Joshua.
Well, Nurse, I was a kindergarten teacher until five months ago.
Even though I didn’t take off my heels and ripping off weaves and bras? Girls at Booker T fought dirty.
Where’d the OP get off to? I want to know who this good-looking black chick from NYC is, too!
I knew Askia is a guy (I tend to pay more attention to the guys, if you catch my drift).
But I had no clue that auntie em was black. Now, for the obvious question – is TweeBoy black or white?
I have no intention of inciting to riot or anything, I’m just curious, and to me, it’s a very obvious question. Carry on.
Awww, such modesty! Biggirl is a classy dame, folks. 
So let’s see some photos. I’ve seen a picture of Monstro - her and her sister are both pretty hot.
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Ye…no… Yes. Yes. That’s exactly right. Bingo.
Tweeboy, judging from the userphotos on his LJ, is blindingly, incandescently, scintillatingly white. You could lose all optic function if you happened to catch a glimpse of him nekkid, from what I can see.
I hadn’t realized he had one.
I’ll go look.
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Yeah. Wow.
Hey, thanks. I should pay more attention.
After retiring, I plan on moving to the coast where I can be used as a backup to a lighthouse.
And, besides, I may not be black now, but auntie em promised me a membership card when we got married. (It hasn’t arrived yet–and that’s why I still reach for the Air Supply instead of Bootsy Collins–but it will. She said so.)
Askia, for the record I knew you were a guy even before I fell into the Dope’s comic circle.
Monstro’s a girl? A Black girl? A hot Black girl with a hot sister? I need cites, people.
I didn’t realize that there was a Monstre until I read his post upthread.
This thread seems to be improving my general visibility on the boards as well as causing a nice uptick on my UserName during vanity searches, so I thank VCO3 for that.
For the record, I think I was thinking of UrbanChic.
Ahh, yes. Apparently invisible to the naked eye, since my join date of May 2001!
You have seen my picture and read my posts, haven’t you?