Some quantum yuks…
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.” The Helium doesn’t react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve neutrinos in here.” The neutrino says “I was just passing through.”
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says “Higgs-bosons aren’t allowed in here.” The higgs-boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?”
The bartender says “we don’t serve tachyons in here”. A tachyon walks into a bar.
This lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
Yes, I mistyped. Meant to say “ruining.”
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says “Those horse-face jokes are mean and insensitive. What’ll you have?”
“I’ll have a brandy and ginger ale with a twist, thanks”
Also known as a Horse’s Neck.
Here’s a variation on it.
“So, a baby seal walks into a club…”
:smack:
Og walk into bar. While drinking rock alcohol Og get idea for wheel. One month later Og first drunk driving fatality