My wallet is actually a case for my Palm. So I have that, plus the stylus, plus:
A $20 bill
A cheque
Bank card
Library card
Student ID
Driver’s license
ROM membership card
Graffiti reference card
I wanna play too!
*Orthopedic Surgery business card
*Coupon for Tyson Chicken Patties
*Receipt from Party City - $38.31 for son’s b-day party
*L’eggs, Hames, Bali & Playtex Frequent Buyers Club card
*Birth certificate (for my Bahamas trip back in June)
*2000 Colorado Rockies Schedule
*Great Clips receipt - $11
*Gunther Toody’s receipt - $15.00
*Visa checking card
*1 MasterCard, 2 Visa cards
*Business card from lady who hit my car in parking lot
*AAA Colorado Card
*LCI 10 minute phone card
*Waldenbooks Preferred Reader card
*2 oral Surgery Business cards
*One $40 coupon for Funugyz (really fun bar) because some friends and I won their trivia contest week before last and I got to be “keeper of the coupon”
*King Soopers Soopercard
*My health insurance cards, SO’s health insurance cards, auto insurance card
*Driver’s license
*Checkbook
*Lord & Taylor receipt - $97.82
*$4.60 in cash
Holy crap!! That’s a lot of stuff!!!
Found the purse…
Black purse, black eyeglasses case, black address book, black calculator, BRIGHT yellow wallet (so I can find it!)
Here goes…
Driver’s License
Bank Card
Publix Check Cashing Card
Kash ‘n’ Karry Shopper Card
Goodings Shopper Keyring Tag (hm, fell off)
Expired Prescription Card
New Prescription Card
ATM Card
AAA Card
Another Expired prescription Card (different coverage)
Canadian $2 bill
Sam’s Club card
Free Appetizer or Dessert Card from TGIFridays.
16 Business Cards from various companies (3 out of business)
4 Business Cards from friends
AMC Movie Watcher Card
Roommate’s AMC Movie Watcher Card (oops)
Frequent Mall Shopper Card
Universal Studios Fan Club Card
Expired Visa Card
New Visa Card
US $10 bill (gas money!)
Another TGIFridays Free Appetizer or Dessert Card
1 franc coin taped to wallet
Bag of Catnip
3 Free Video Rental Coupons for Blockbuster Video
New Health Care Card
Tax-Exempt Certificate
$37 in ‘fake money’ for local Comedy Club
Ticket Stub from Busch Gardens Virginia
Receipt from a Gas Station somewhere in Delaware (no name)
‘Non-Sequitur’ cartoon about a monk scratching fingernails on a blackboard annoying the other monks trying to callig a manuscript
Chilean 10 centesimos coin taped to wallet (has a condor on the obverse)
$1.37 in coins (the rest is sitting in the bottom of the purse)
Canadian ‘loony’ coin…taped to wallet
Ticket from “Titanic: The Exhibition”
4 Wal-Mart Receipts
US $20 bill (hot damn! lottery money!)
Manager’s Business Card from Olive Garden - free lunch
Border’s receipt
‘Georgia’ quarter…taped to wallet
6 e-mail addresses, 2 with no name attached.
Industrial-sized rubber band attempting to keep wallet closed
Wallet is much happier now.
Now to check the bottom of the purse.
Piece of fabric with the ‘Pledge of Allegience’ repeated ad infinitum.
‘Games’ magazine (new issue)
4x6 ‘legal’ pad
4 pens (2 bics, 1 gel pen, 1 astronaut pen)
2 pencils (broken points)
lighter adaper for cell phone
3 paper clips
25 ‘Heart of the City’ cartoons where she is auditioning for the ‘Wizard of Oz’
Tennessee Williams ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’ (read it during lunch)
Assorted pieces of lint and fuzz
Tic-tac - orange (trash)
That’s all. I’ve been at this for 20 minutes.
Tomorrow, the car trunk.
hmmm…
well,
a card with my dumbass, harmless, Italian blood disorder on it (can NEVER remember it) (Beta Thalassemia)
Green Mill Pizza club Card
2 business cards
North American Fishing Club card
North American Hunting Club card
Shoe Reciept
Firearms Safety Certificate
PM5K reciept
1 raised Studded Condom
$88
Lessee…
Mastercard/Visa/Debit cards
Copies of traffic tickets
Driver’s license
State ID card (great for buying booze when you get a ticket and the cop takes your license)
S.S. card
Some leaflet about my bank’s e-banking system
Card with my bank’s hours at different branches
Bond card
Business card from work with someone else’s number scrawled on it
Vision insurance card
Business card from Von Maur with date to pick up my suit (07/16/00)
Gift card from Blockbuster
Phone card
Assorted business card that are work related
Discount card for local used book store
Mensa membership card (expired)
Business card from dentist from about five years ago
Illinois Farm Bureau membership card
Picture of son
Business card from tire store
Blood doner’s card with blood type info on it
Library card
Dental insurance card
Medical insurance card
Receipts from Von Maur for above mentioned suit
French 50F note
$2.00Can note
£20 note from England
No U.S. money though.
I have an old scratch card from a “2 cents” sale at Subway. I keep it because the kooky rules amuse me. To wit: “When a Canadian resident obtains a winning game piece, he/she must correctly answer a skill testing question before the prize can be awarded. In the event the skill testing question is incorrectly answered, the prize will not be awarded.”
Since the Subway I went to was in Kentucky, I assume the kid at the counter assumed we were far enough away from the border that I wasn’t likely to be a secret spy from Edmonton. I have to wonder what kind of skill testing question he might have administered had he been in the mood.
-$30 cash
-ATM card
-Iowa drivers license (I live in Minnesota)
-social security card
-Blockbuster Video card
-Hollywood Video card
-Premiere Video card
-grocery store discount card
-health insurance card
-auto insurance card
-scan card for work
-calling card
-various business cards
-a peso (I’ve never been to Mexico, I don’t how that got there)
-ticket stubs from The Matrix, The Blair Witch Project, and American Beauty
-ticket stubs from an Elton John concert, 2 Goo Goo Dolls concerts, and a Violent Femmes concert
-piece of paper with John Rzeznik’s autograph (the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls)and the drummer from Tonic’s autograph
-spare key for my car
-a chunk of fool’s gold a friend brought back for me from Yellowstone
$23
Driver’s License
Library Card
2 Insurance Cards
Voter Registration
Membership to Hell (bar in Chapel Hill, NC – cool place, I go every time I’m up there)
Waldenbooks Preferred Reader Card
Phone # of a co-worker’s 19 y.o. daughter 
Jester, I have to say that I’m a little freaked out. I keep a joker from a deck of playing cards in my wallet too. Really. Why do you have one in your wallet?
Well, I am a student, so I could count my entire LL Bean Extra-big backpack as my wallet, but it’s early in the year, so there is nothing in there of interest yet. Ask me in November.
BUT, I am a chic, and I carry a wallet. I mean, a real leather tri-fold wallet. Bought it in the men’s department and everything. I wear it my jeans pocket, on my butt. Seriously, just like a guy’s wallet. Some people get so shocked.I have rarely seen other girls do so. I keep it pretty cleaned out. Don’t want my butt to appear any larger than it already is. (Its great for clubbing: don’t have to carry a bag)
Driver’s license
Student ID cards
Key ATM card
Albertson’s community partner card
insurance card
“in case of emergency” card (every one should have one)
5 receipts
2 movie ticket coupons
$18 (I am a college student, give me a break)
(This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry gets a purse because he gets tired of his wallet, while George’s huge wallet explodes on the street.)
Two coupons for free plaza level seats for an A’s game.
Expired Disneyland premium annual pass
Book of stamps
Two ATM receipts
Company p-card
3 casino club cards (Flamingo, Fitzgerald’s, Caesar’s)
Organ donor card
Costco card
2 credit cards
Two “Frequent Fan” cards for the A’s (mine and Baglady’s)
Dental insurance card
Two frequent flyer mile cards (Southwest, Alaska)
National Parks “Golden Eagle Passport”
Social security card
Blood donor card
San Francisco Zoo membership card
Oakland Public Library card
Expired flex pass for Walt Disney World
Driver license
ATM/Debit card
Current Disneyland premium annual pass
AAA plastic car door key.
BART ticket
Expired membership card for the Monterey Aquarium
Trout Mask Replica wrote:
I’m MSTie #38808. 
I got my MST3K Fan Club Membership card laminated and everything, but wouldn’tcha know it, it’s just a leeeeeetle bit too big to fit in my wallet. So I can’t tell people I’m a card-carrying MSTie.