From what I’ve seen in Wally’s posts, he seemed to be a fun, party kind of guy. A wake would have depressed him. So I’ve gone through some of his old posts and am re-posting here things Wally himself has said. I’m pretty sure these are the sort of things he would plan to do for a farewell bash.
I’ve called your parole officer. He said you can stay out till 9 tonight. (Coldfire hits 3000!)
I’ll be speaking with the stripper tomorrow. (Wally the Cop)
Wear a raincoat and nothing else. (And the cardiologist said:)
So who brought tequila? (1000th Post party!!)
Ignore the errors and pass the tequila.
As for the body shots, don’t crowd me, ladies. Not everyone can be first. Just take a number and line up on the left.
**Body shots! Get yer body shots Here! I got yer body shots over here! ** (previous 3 – Shayna’s 1000th post)
My fantasy involves a goat, a straw and… (Tell us about your Really Kinky Fantasies)
I’ve heard that some people like to “crank the hog”, whatever that means. (What’s your guilty pleasure?)
Take her clothes off and bring her to me! (EVERYONE–PLEASE JOIN ME IN WISHING SHAYNA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!)
. . . I could have sex any time I like. (And the cardiologist said: )
HEY! Can you see me with one of those sex cams???
I tried that phone sex once but I couldn’t figure out what I was supposed to do with the receiver. (previous 2 – Wally Tries Cybersex)