Yep, the poster we all love and admire has finaly made it to the 1K club.
Congratulations, babe.
Who loves the most?
Too bad I don’t know how to write so good.
Ignore the errors and pass the tequila.
But I’m already over by Ayesha’s party!
Okay, toss me a beer. The things I do for love…
Happy 1K! Hug-hug, kiss-kiss, grope-grope!
Yes, and she reached it in my “A Premature Goodbye?” thread!
I noticed but didn’t want to take the glory away from any announcers 
-SS
Wow! A party just for little ol’ me? And there’s groping and kissing going on, too? Woo Hoo!
Thanks Wally, my sweet. I know who loves me most. And I love you, too!
Now get yourself over here so I can have that body shot I’ve been waiting for since purplebear’s party.
I sure did, Sky! How nice of you to notice. 
Now get nekkid, everyone else is!
Congrats Shayna !
Wally I have decided you are a tequila addict ! You show up at my thread looking for tequila, then you go to evilbeths thread sniffing around for more tequila.
Then you start a thread for Shayna’s 100th post just so you can ask for more tequila. I bet your liver wants to smack your face !
Thanks, Ayesha! How’d I miss your party? Where is it? I wanna come crash it!
Shayna, my friend! Many, many congrats to you! I knew you were right behind me in count, but I didn’t get on here fast enough today to start it up. I suppose it was more fitting for Wally to do it anyway.
Here’s to many more wonderful posts from you, my friend.
<Holds glass of wine up in a toast!>
Now, get back over to my party to finish the Twister game, or did you want to move it over here?
And, Wally, I’m still waiting for my body shot also!!
<note: check your email, Shayna>
It’s right here.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27628
Come on over , the party isn’t for me, it’s for my fellow dopers. I can’t party right now I need a short nap. OK I need to cuddle with a certian LIONsob for a few minutes. But don’t tell, what would people think of me if they knew I was snuggled up to with my own husband ? My rep. would be ruined !
Anybody got any cheap champagne?
Ayesha saied:
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It’s doctor’ orders, Ayesha. Cyber tequila contains medicinal properties that medical science is only now beginning to discover.
As for the body shots, don’t crowd me, ladies. Not everyone can be first. Just take a number and line up on the left.
Am I a babe magnet or what?
What.
Congrats Shayna. Keep writing, I very much enjoy your posts!!
yay Shayna!
Hi Shayna. I’m only 999 behind you, so don’t lose the pace.
Keep on truckin’.
Congratulations, Salutations and Libations…
I brought a full bottle and a bag of Limes!
Keep it up, Gorgeous!
And have a drink on lil ol me!
…or 2 or 3 or…
Hey, thanks everybody!
There’s only one problem with this shindig… I don’t see any nekkid bodies. C’mon people - disrobe!
I have to scurry off and get some real work done today, but when I get back here, I expect to see some flesh! Carry on.
VB staggers in to Shaynas’ party:
“Wow! 4 1000 poster parties; At once! I’d better get some more 151 and cinnamon oil!”
Congrats, shayna!
*Shayyyy-naaaaa
You got me on my knees
Shay-na
I’m beggin’ darlin’ please
Shay-na
Darlin’ won’t you ease my worried mind?*
OK, the band’s takin’ a break. Where’s the quarter-barrel?
::takes out twister board and massage oil:: aright since its shayna’s party she goes first