I’m next after Shayna!
Shayna,
I starting posting here solely to try and seduce you with my wit and intelligence.
Since that didn’t work, congrats on your 4th integer! I KISS YOU!
So many parties, so little time.
Congrats Shayna. I always enjoy your posts. Is that Wally trying to cheat at Twister?
Whoa! Ayesha’s got a good party going, but there’s naked people here! Woohoo!
But…I’m not getting naked until Shayna does. Multiple naked busty redheads will make this a night to remember! 
Way to go, Shayna!!! Whoo hoo!!!
I have enjoyed your every post. May you have many more.
Pass the tequila, Wally! 
UncleBeer slips in nudely, rubs his hands with glee and whispers to himself, “Excellent, nekkid busty redheads! I think I’m gonna like this.”
YAY! Everybody’s coming and they’re coming naked! Woo Hoo! (Now we’ll know who the true redheads are, won’t we? ;);))
For body shots, form a line behind Wally.
Twister players, see Talkinsquirrel.
Mr. Cynical, you’re wrong. It did work. Consider me seduced, babe! Now come over here and help me grease up, will ya?
Milo, I’m SO glad you showed up. I was worried you would decline the invitation because there’s going to be — [gasp!] — flirting going on here. Will you let me flirt with you if you stay? Pretty please?
Welcome to the board and my party, Poirot. Take your clothes off and stay a while.
Persephone, I am naked, girlfriend. Watch out, I might just come over there and offer to rub you down with oil myself.
Unc! I love the attire. You definitely know how to pay attention to a dress code. Now slip that nekkid body on over here and help me carry these drinks - my hands are kinda slippery.
(Thank you to everyone who said they like my posts. I like all yours too, or I wouldn’t have stuck around for 1,000! {{{Hugs All Around}}})
Hey Uncle!!! There are some busty blondes around to, guy.
Congrats Shayna, I’m trying my best to get there. I must really be a slow poster, I’m losing ground here.
Ain’t nothing sexier than a redheaded dame. It’s true.
Cecil ought to write a column.
Body shots! Get yer body shots Here! I got yer body shots over here!
Hey, stop crowding, girls. Everyone will get a turn.
Congrats, Shanya. Now, if all the nekkid wimmen could please hop on over to the Coldfire 3K Thread - your assistance is required
but who said you could come raid my party for all the hot babes? Huh? Now scram back to your own party or take off your clothes and get nekkid and oiled up with us here.
UncleBeer? This vB software needs an upgrade: the Thread Merge. Great for merging all those Party Threads!
You got me all wrong, Shayna. I don’t mind group debauchery; it just bugs me when two people rub noses, back and forth and hog up a thread all to themselves.
(Coming at you with a rose between my teeth …)
Ow!
I think I got pricked on my tongue!
No wisecracks!
Whoops, sorry Shayna! I was a little too busy trying to figure out how Wally was able to do that amazing thing he did in the Twister game, after just having heart surgery. Dang.
Okay! Off come the clothes!
:::whoosh!:::
Aaaah. I feel so liberated!
Psst…hey Shayna…got a great new game we can play! It’s called “We Want To Be Millionaires.” You, a naked redhead, stand next to me, another naked redhead, and ask all the men to give us all their money. It’s a fun game, really! You shoulda seen how fast UncleBeer whipped out his money clip when elelle sat on my lap in Chicago, and we were fully clothed.
Shayna, shake it, baby! Happy 1000!
Busty redhead #3 checking in! And look, y’all! I brought some honey… who wants the first drizzle?
Hi Shayna-
Contratulations on your 1000th post!
You are a truly kind and witty person, and a class act all the way.
Have a wonderful party-I’m shy so I’ll just offer to come over in the morning with an ice bag and aspirin-and a cleaning woman so you won’t have to face the oily twister board. There is nothing worse than trying to get oil off of plastic!
If you’d rather have a bloody mary, holler-I make a mean pepper vodka!
All the best,
Scotti
A gracious, kind, witty, bawdy, humane and all round excellent voice here.
Hot damn, hoisting a glass and leading a cheer: Shayna!
::happily blows rude, unapologetic whistle::
Veb
wanders in from Coldfire’s thread Hey, Shayna. Congratulations! Any chips left in here?
Hey toss a guy a cold beer!
tipping back and pouring the frosty libation down his throat
Shayna, what do you say we share?
*peeling off his shirt…(to be continued)
You know, there’s nothing like coming home to my beautiful fiance–Prom Queen of the IMHO Straight Dope Message Board, don’t you know?
Hmm. What’s that awful looking green motorcycle doing outside?
:Opens door:
SSShaaayyynnnaaa, I’m hhhooommee----WHAT THE F*CK??
Anyway, congratulations to my very favorite poster! (Yes, my sig has it reversed, but we all know the truth)
(I tried to figure out what percentage of Shayna’s first 1000 posts she has flirted in. Someone distracted me and I didn’t feel like starting over. Call it 98.6%)
Shayna–what are the odds of “The Great Flirt Out thread?”
Didn’t think so…