Hey Dopers, in here

This a party for my fellow dopers. I’ve reached my 1,000th post. Yep, the big one triple zero.

And I’ve enjoyed almost every second of my time here, y’all have celebrated with me, listened to me whine (a lot !), put up with my horrid spelling, and offered sympathy and hugs when I’ve needed it.

I consider most of you real friends. So I decided to have a party in honor of you guys. All dopers are invited execpt for the trolls, troll supporters, email terrorist, and imposters.

So make yourselves comfortable, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. The bar is over there on the right and the buffet is on the left. The cd player is ready to go.

I’ll be in the corner waiting to flirt with almost any male poster.

I lift my glass and toast you all ! Have fun.

And stay out of the bedrooms with the the kingsize waterbeds
silk sheets and black lights, you pervs !

::sauntering over to the corner::

How You dooin?

But no oil! I’ve barely gotten cleaned up from Purplebear’s party.

Congratulations, dear!

Congratulations!

Hooray for you! Congrats!
struuter

(Sucks helium from a balloon …)

We represent, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild …

Who loves ya, baby?

Any tequila around?

Sits on the floor next to a chair I dont know what I’m supposed to do with this chair, but I bet this is going to be a fun game!

Its a bit early for tookillya, but I’ll take a beer. :slight_smile:

oh yeah party!

:::looks for the chips:::

congrats babe!

Damn…nobody do anything until I get my leisure suit out of the drycleaners!!!

Congrats to you!

And here I was gettin’ all giggly, passing my 100th post.

:: tossing confetti and chocolate kisses over my shoulder ::

Fun party! :smiley:

“Oh. Damn. Sigh.”

VB dejectedly slips his bottle of cinnamon oil back into his flightsuit.
Congratulations, Lioness! Yes, I remember my first encounter with you, at Byz & Athenas’ Naked Pillow Fight.

::Singing, off-key::

“Memories…misty water coloured memories…”

“Eatcher heart out Barbra!”

Congrats, Ayesha! I’ve always enjoyed your posts, especially where you pick on Lion! :wink:

So, where did you say the drinks were? I’m just taking a break from the Naked Twister game in my thread, although by the looks of things, everyone has jumped over to yours, evilbeth’s, and or Shayna’s party now!

Going over to VB, say, Flyboy, wanna come show me your oil over here in this corner? :wink:

::Brightly::

Why sure, Purplebear! Any corner you want!

Damn. Got in here too late to snag VB.

Oh well. Congrats, Ayesha!!

Yay! I checked the list twice … she didn’t say NO NEWBIES!

Way to go Ayesha! Thanks for being such a great all-around doper!!

You know I think you are the bestest! Here’s to many more!

Hey, babe! I remeber when you were The lioness, flirting it up with Wally.

Heh. as a matter of fact, remember the controversy with you, The Lion, a certain poster, and a thong? :wink:

Anyway, it’s always a pleasure to read your posts. And the thing is, you’re even cooler in person (Yeah, I know, I missed seeing you guys last time. I’ll make it up at the next meeting!)!

Here’s to the next 1000!

Ayesha, Ellen, come over here. Here’s to maturity and youth … I mean, experience and inexperience … I mean, a couple of great babes!

:: gently squeezes both their bottoms ::

Wow Ayesha, I like what you’ve done to the place. Who’s your decorator? Congrats on the 1000 posts. Hope your next 1000 are as good as the first. Now where’s the beer?