Congrats, Ayesha! You’re one of the gooder ones!
:::slugs off tequila bottle:::
Yeah, this is shaping up nicely!
(I just changed my name! I’m not an impostor! I swear!)
You guys are great.
I’m sorry I had to leave the party for a bit, but I needed some time with my LIONsob. Yeah, I know that ruins my rep as the biggest flirt here, but it can’t be helped. I flirt here but Lion is the only one who gets cuddle time. Y’all don’t tell anybody though, I wouldn’t want word to get out.
Help yourself to whatever you want to drink from the bar, grab a bite from the buffet, this party is for y’all. If it weren’t for you guys I wouldn’t have stayed this long or had nearly as much fun.
Excuse me while I get back to my corner now, I’ve got flirting to do.
Where did I put my peacock feathers ?? Oh, here they are, you male types get over here, I’m going to show you a trick.
I just had to stop by long enough to tell you, when I get to be a grown up poster, I want to be like you.
Now, put that pillow down and let me finish my drink.
You’re too old for me. Come back when you’ve lost about 800 posts.
Hiya Aye!
< sits down, has a beer and starts a singing a song for Aye >
Anyone have any dip for those chips?
All right people, help me open the windows please. It seems a troll slipped in wearing a cat’spaw costume when we were busy having fun ! Sheesh, can’t they at least keep to the pit ?
Thankfully someone put it out before it left too much of a stench.
Bact to the party !
Excuse me, I’ll just be sneaking off to check out those kingsize waterbeds, silk sheets, and black lights…
Congratulations, Ayesha!!
Why, I sort of had a milestone moment today myself. Ahem. Cough.
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Anybody got a cold beer for a hard workin’ moderator?
:::::::screeeeeeeech!
Hey, I’m bargin’ in to crash your party Ayesha. Hope you don’t mind the attire, but we’re all naked over at my place and I didn’t have time to primp before I got here.
Congrats on your milestone! It’s always great posting with you.
Unc, I’ll help you look for the beer. Where do you think they’re hiding it? Perhaps under some silk sheets somewhere?
I don’t see a big sandwich, I don’t see a punch bowl. I don’t see a pinada, I don’t see any caterers.
NO disco ball.
NO conga line.
And where is the band?
You call this a party?
If you don’t get at it, the cops are never gonna turn up and roust you drunks.
Ayesha, mighty Lioness, you were one of the posters who first caught my eye here. Congrats to you, my big-hearted friend!
UncleBeer, ya poor s’puppet hunter. Here’s a cold un, and a smooch for your 3000th.
:::::bringing in extra balloons:::::Congratulations Ayesha!! It seems like just * yesterday * that you were a mere toddler poster at 700 posts!! My how time flies and quacks too! 
Hey, bay-bee, nice zeroes. And three of 'em, no less. Woah, my cup runneth over. Scram, the rest o’you barstids, it’s MY turn t’flirt with’er. Bugger off, allayez.
But if you are the SDMB’s biggest flirt, then how come you never flirted with me?!?!
Maybe you’d better not answer that.
What is it with today (yesterday, actually) and all these milestone post parties, anyway?
(Then again, I’m only about 470 post parties away from my own milestone)
Hi, Lioness! Looks like a great party!
Wally, quit hogging that damned tequila bottle and share! Is it Cuervo Gold?
{Singing (badly)} Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine . . .
Well, Dry, I’ve cut back on my flirting some. After all, if Opal does the voting thing again next year, I need to give some other lucky girl a chance at the title.
Y’all made this very special for me. Thank you.
Congrats, Ayesha, here is a papyrus drawing of Sekhmet, the Lioness Goddess.
And, Coldfire, THREE THOUSAND!?!! SHEEEEETTT!!
Ayechikonouwah!