Congratutaltions Wally. You are now officially the SDMB Mascotte 
Allow me to join in the Wally love-fest.
That OP was hilarious. I can’t top it. And that really pisses me off.
“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi
Milo, don’t give me that. The little hamster in your brain is spinning like mad.
I’m laying odds you’ll have something before the day is out.
Don’t make a liar out of me.
Oh, thanks a lot, Wallace! Not only do you haunt my dreams with your comic prowess, you then throw down the gauntlet with the silly-straw in front of everyone.
Will have to come on a less busy work day than today, I’m afraid (he said, trying to sound convincing).
“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi