Wally! You made the front page!!

Has everybody seen the Threadspotting addition to the Straight Dope main page?

Looks like Wally’s thread is the first to be highlighted in this Hall of Fame. Congrats!

:slight_smile:


“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-

Wally’s a god!


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

I must be blind because I can’t find it :frowning:


“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

Are we kin? Visit me at The Kat House and find out!
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Holy mother of God. How did I miss that thread originally? Wally, I bow down to your greatness.

Though I did once convince some AOLer that I had hair covering 82% of my body, and that in Vermont it is a sign of beauty, because you know your woman will survive the winter. He was AMAZED.


A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

Woo Hoo! Way to go, Wally.

And that thread was hilarious! Great call on the SD admins for picking that one out of the bunch.

And now I’m even more proud to be sportin’ my own, personal “Wally” sig!


“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - WallyM7

I don’t have it yet, either…is it on the SD Home Page or the Message Board page?

Wally’s first, huh? I guess maybe they’re starting with the Canadians. They’ll probably do MY threads by certified mail…sometimes those take longer. I’m sure they’re taking no chances with mine.

I cleaned out my cache and then reloaded the page and there it was :slight_smile:

Congrats, Wally, that was cute :slight_smile:


“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

Are we kin? Visit me at The Kat House and find out!
Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring

Hmmm, ya think THIS’ll keep him away from Snopes?

. . . Two-timer . . .

Snopes is history. I just went to look around.

I assume that Threadspotting will be rotated on a regular basis. God knows there’s no shortage of material here.

Do I get a coffee mug or something?

Yeah! Give that man a coffee mug!

While I’ve been reading Cecil’s columns, I haven’t been on the boards in a while. That thread convinced me to visit here on a regular basis.

Thanks, Wally!

Sigh. Just one more reason for me to worship Wally!

Oh yeah–what did they give you for anesthesia, anyway?


Cristi, Slayer of Peeps

I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.

(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)

Playboy or Jugs ?

And therefore vicariously so did I! In fact, my post asked if we could “have the OP bronzed or otherwise immortalized”.

And other people got to be on the front page, too!

Standing on the shoulders of giants provides a great view.

Stop it, you guys.

You know I’m the shy, modest, retiring type.

Modest hell, Good job Wally.


…for more silky smooth segways, write to “silky smooth segways” 610 n 10th street, Albuquerque NM 87109.

“…and so, my son, that’s why they passed that amendment to the Constitution: so Wally could be elected president of both Canada and the United States.”

“Wow, Dad! Did you really know him?”

“I sure did. Why, let me tell you about this road trip we took once…”

Just practicing my posterity speech.

Wally, indeed, rocks.


This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation)

Way to go, Wally!! You ROCK!!
Love your sig for me, too! :smiley:


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Of all my heroes on this message board,you Wally are number 1!!!


The operation? Well, now I walk like a duck, but I won’t sue 'cause I’m getting a lot of laughs.

Sig courtesy of Wally the Great

Now, for your next feat.Get Cecil to answer a question.Think hard, think of a good topic for a cartoon as well.