Just the way he jumps around from post to post spewing half sentences (no wonder why he has a high post count). Most (the vast majority) of his posts are garbage. Wally use you brain and contribute more here than mindless drivel. My personal opinion says his sigs are lame. See him for what he is–a Troll.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Holding back…
Mods and admins, will you do us all a favor and ban this person from the boards.
I have yet to see a topic this person post a topic that seems to have any meaning beyond the Taco Bell bean fart, nuclear farts sorry.
I am sorry I posted to this, but damnit I have held out long enough to ask the Admins and Mods to get rid of this worthless and meaningless poster to the boards.
Damnit Cocko, you suck. Go play elsewhere you dickweed.
I believe that only 12 hours previous to this thread starting, I posted in another discussion:
I’d say that either Mr. Socko got some ideas here (he did post to the thread later on), or I’m prescient. If the former, sorry Wally. Not that this actually upset you, of course.
True.
But there are other factors to consider. In Wally’s country (Canada), no one is able to compose complete sentences, let alone coherent paragraphs. At least, this is one of the reasons their government gave for taking away their firearms. Wally is a great thinker by comparison.
In order to be convicted of trollery, the defendant must have demonstrated the capacity to actually insult someone. Granted, Wally may have the intent to troll. However, he lacks the requisite mental horsepower and language skills to accomplish the task. He’s more to be pitied than censored.
Not guilty by reason of diminished capacity.
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So we’re going to ban this turkey WHEN?!?
Yer pal,
Satan
Wow poster basher, country basher, great thinker, political analyst…is there anything you can’t do Calif?
Wally don’t bother.
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
famous C&W song
Yours truly,
aha
We ought to keep this thread around so when somebody asks, “What is a troll?” we can just send 'em the link.
(They can also view the last known post of Mr. Socko.)
What I really wanna do–well, there’s laws against that. Best not to say.
your humble TubaDiva
Wally makes this board a more enjoyable place for a large percentage of regular users.
Calif and Socko basically take up valuable pixels with pointless drivel that is forgettable the moment it is done.
So, this is basically an exercise in pointlessness. But, I suppose every board needs valued posters and irrelevant posters.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Okay, I got my lawn chair, my six-pack, my ten foot pole and . . .
What? Damn. It’s over before it started.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Actually, I have to give the Sock credit. He’s the first poster I’ve seen here whose behavior was so trollish, I identified him by his subject lines alone and didn’t even have to open a single thread. Kudos, Socko, you’re truly a troll’s troll.
I suppose that your talent for insulting people you know nothing about makes you a mental giant in your own little world. However, insults and name-calling are the signs of an inferior intellect.
The Stanley Cup: A repeat is in the STARS!
They’re begging to be banned.
Mods, Ed, please accommodate them.
This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation)
Damnit! I wanna be such a good poster that trolls and idiots call me out by name!
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Damn! I’m going to miss Socko. He made me look good.
With him gone, I’m just another poster again.
Damn!
Wally, you’ll never be “just another poster!” I vote you for funniest guy on SDMB!
I sucked up to Wally, and all I got was this lousy sig line!
Link is on the main message board page:
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File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
adam yax:
Sardonic polemicism intended.
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Geez, Wally, I’m sorry.
I meant to jump in there and defend you, but the mere idea of Mr. Socko calling you a troll caused so many of my synapses to seize up that I had to lie down for a while.
And now that I’m rested and ready (though still a touch stunned by the audacity) he’s gone away.
Our loss, I guess.
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame