That was just…too damn funny! I love the beautiful synch of the voices on "gonnaer…’ well I don’t know how to spell it, but you catch my drift.
Very nice.
That’s what I was going to say.
The only one I didn’t know was pelvic inflamatory disease.
PID as made, er, famous by Kathy Acker in her seminal novel Blood and Guts in High School.
Yeah, isn’t that that disease that pregnant women can catch from cleaning out the litterbox?
Not only are pubic lice and crabs the same thing, as far as I know condoms don’t protect against them in the least.
Unless they make some kinda weird-ass funky condoms over there…
Gone-ohhhhhhhhhh-reee-ahhhh!
I dread Christmas now.
Someone will start singing the 12 Days of Christmas and I hope I sing the correct words.