Not safe for work, probably
:eek:
The rumors were true!
Not safe for work, probably
:eek:
The rumors were true!
I’d have to call him “little fella”!
Rulers have 12 inches. Legends have 14.
Don’t walk by that thing with a bag of peanuts.
I already have a thread on this going in MPSIMS http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261563
Lieu, your comment here is definitely the funniest thing I’ve read all day…possibly all week.
You sure that wasn’t from Catherine the Great’s horse instead?
Sorry, kalhoun. I scrolled through MPSIMS to see if anyone had posted it yet but your thread title didn’t tip me off.
I think actual horses are clicking on this picture and feeling inadequate.
I wonder if the glass magnifies it…
and in the article they said it shrank from whatever pickle juice it is floating in :eek:
All I know is I wouldn’t want that thing headed for my nether regions … size is one thing, but that thing is just dangerous - it might poke someone’s eye out…
… from the inside!
:smack:
Now, how did you know it was going to be huge? I mean, with a name like Rasputin it just had to be.
Didn’t he get drunk once and wave it at a crowd of people?
The picture won’t load. Maybe they took it down.
I like that story. It proves that a guy can be as powerful and influential as Rasputin even if he isn’t as well-endowed as the rest of us. Good on you, little guy!
(And I’m ashamed to say I don’t get the peanuts joke.)
I think the inferrence is that it’s like an elephant’s trunk.
I have a good friend who was married to a guy like that. She said he had an 11" penis, but I divorced him anyway!
(And possibly TMI, but she said it looked like two beer cans stuck together.)
I want a pickle.
Rah Rah!
I don’t know why the picture won’t load, but here it is from another site.
I’m surprised it dodn’t end up in the Icelandic Phallological Museum
Why do all the pictures of that thing include a comely female gazing contempatively at it, completely unmoved as if it were a rather normal specimen, and not at all horriffic to see in a context of a freakin’ glass jar?
Furthermore, if it were a man gazing at a specimen of a female mammary organs in a jar, don’t you think there would be some claims of misogyny coming from the crackpot corners of society? (And don’t doubt for a second that if such a photograph existed, the look on the man’s face would clearly express the thoughts “Jeebus H Cricket, will ya look at the size of those hooters… I’d like to ride those like a pair of Hoppity Hops!”)
And is anyone else wondering if this phallus majoris is where Robert Anton Wilson got the idea for the giant Rehnquist named “Ulysses” that makes repeated appearances in the Schrodinger’s Cat trilogy?
I always heard he was a big prick.