A long time ago at a kareoke bar I heard someone sing alternate lyrics to the song “Wanted dead or alive”. I also heard almost the exact same alternate lyrics 3 states away, so these lyrics are out there somewhere. I googled for them but couldn’t find them.
The only lyrics I remember are (for the chorus):
I’m loaded (loaded)
And I drink and drive
The complete original lyrics to this song.
If noone knows the alternate lyrics, please feel free to make them up, I have a kareoke contest to go to, and this song is always a big hit with the crowd.
I’ve heard
I’m a drunkard
and I drink when I drive
I’m wanted
D-W-I
also something about a sixpack in my hand…
been a while. (and yes, the guy was later busted for DWI)
Well the lyrics you mentioned are pretty similar to the offspring song D.U.I., but those ARE NOT the lyrics I’m looking for.
I used to work in the food court when this song was popular. Some friends and I would sing these words while at work.
*Cause I work at Small Fries,
on a dead chicken I will ride,
and I want chicken,
Dead and deep fried.
Well I walk these streets,
With six shrimp on my back,
I fry them deep,
But I cannot take the fat.
I’ve been everywhere,
In the mall,
I’ve fried a million shrimp,
And I’ve ate them all. *
The customers found us to be an entertaining group.