Consider it a standing offer, virtually 
Wow. I’ve never had an offer for it ‘standing.’ Virtual or otherwise. You are a man of surprises. 
Yeah, and we haven’t even started the affair yet! Just imagine how much better it gets 
Since Crunchy & I have an “understanding” I was kind of hoping I could find the man to “open” my marriage.
(I am glad that my maid of “honor” is getting some good offers)
AAAHHHHH!!!
I just realized that struuter isn’t my “maid of honor”.
I guess that means you boys can have a free-for-all.
I’m here to help in ANY way I can little*bit. My affair with struuter is way in the future, so I got some time… exactly what would you like me to ‘open’ first?
That I can do.
Actually, I was hoping for another dance. Hopefully something with police officer theme. I have this thing for handcuffs & Mag-lights.
Damn, but you guys post fast. Okay, xizor–I’ll wait my turn…I’m sure you’re worth it.
little*bit, are you having fun? You certainly have enough to keep occupied for a while. I’m glad we had such a good turn-out for you.
Officer Snow here, everyone get in line.
That’s right against the wall and spread’em!
Hey, you! Yeah, you. You look like you’ve been a bad girl. Have you been bad?
::cue sirens and flashing lights::
You have the right to remain silent, though you may moan a little*bit.
You have the right to an attorney, though I would suggest a Piece…um, Peace Officer.
Anything you say or do will be held against you, so say my name.
I’m going to have to restrain you now, ma’am. It’s for your own good.
::breaking out the handcuffs & little*bit finds herself clipped inside one of those old Jupiter Jump things (you know, the air-filled “rides” from carnivals)::
Now ma’am, I’m going to have to search you, so this may tickle some.
damn, sorry folks…boss is calling a meeting
Dire Wolf, buddy, can you take over here? Xizor you’re on standby, step in if you think he needs assistance…or if you just can’t help yourself!
Dire Wolf, stripper extraordinaire, at your service. Full service, if you know what I mean.
I also have many uniforms and, uh, accessories.
It’s called “Good Cop / Bad Cop”. I’m the Bad Cop. The Very Bad Cop.
Now that Officer Snow has you properly restrained, I shall now commence the full cavity search, but first…ahem.
RIP! Goes the uniform top…
FLING! Go the pants…
:: wearing nothing but his cop hat and holster, Officer Wolf begins to gyrate wildly ::
SCHWING!
Hey, little*bit, this isn’t a Smith & Wesson hangin’ off my belt, I’m just glad to see you!
:: starts frisking little*bit oh so friskily ::
Alright, off with those cuffs. It’s time to take you in the back room for an investigation with Internal Affairs…
NO!!! No, no, no.
Leave the cuffs on. I could be a hostile witness. You should probably keep your weapon away from me. I could make a grab at you piece.
My lord. :eek:
What a lucky, lucky woman. I just hope Crunchy doesn’t come wandering in here…
I really don’t think he’d mind. We have an “open” marriage planned. Tally-Ho is his internet stripper mistress.
Good point, little*bit.
CLICK…CLICK.
Back on with the cuffs. You are indeed a hostile witness.
:: Officer Wolf cracks little*bit with his “baton” ::
Now you calm down, missy, or you’ll get more and like it.
If you’re really bad, I will have to handcuff your ankles behind your head. Now you don’t want me to have to do that, do you?
I’d like to avoid that if at all possible. The chain tends to tangle in my hair. :eek:
How about your bf back in SDMB high school?
little*bit, whatever you’d like. I’m only here to please
[BTW] I just checked out your homepage. You have got the nicest collection of scenic pictures that I have seen in quite some time. Did you take them all? They’re beautiful, but none more so than that little*bit of loveliness on the first page. [/BTW & shameless flirting]
You know what they say, no love is as intense as first love…
(that was sweet of you to say, iampunha)