<Pushes Frank #2 out of the way>
Can I help you, Ma’am?
Define “somewhat witty”. Are you conversationally entertaining enough to keep a man’s interest piqued even if you had tiny little breasts?
…Please?
Please do.
If anyone is willing to help liirogue in her time of need and is feeling super generous, I’d like one of these
Of course. How do YOU feel about planes?
“My husband has even condoned seeking a benefactor (I think it’s because he’s tired of listening to be pine).”
Is he willing to let the benefactor take it out in trade?
So, what can I get for a Trabant?
I already worked hard for my first car (the one I have now, in fact.) I have paid for everything on this car. I actually talked a complete stranger into letting me put down $2000 and paying off the rest in $150/mo payments.
Believe me, I work hard for what I do have… I have a part time job M-F, and on the weekends I am a wedding photographer.
(And Scylla, you do know that this thread is a joke, right?)
(Though if someone does want to help pay for a new Mini, I’ll gladly take it!
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My husband keeps threatening to buy a Trabant.
He recently cooked up a scheme to to rent one for a month, for $100. He wouldn’t drive it; just leave it in our parking space to see what the neighbors would say.
His second choice is a mini. I have photos of him posed around town in front of each of these vehicles.
Sure. But I’m not kidding about not buying it for you. I really want to not do that for you.
What self-respecting college student wouldn’t just EXOTIC DANCE her way into the seat of that li’l Cooper? Get on that stripper pole and SHAKE IT, sister! There’s no such thing as a free Cooper!
Piffle.
Begging is an ancient art, with a long and glorious history.
Christ Himself would have missed out on some fine miracle-wroughting had no beggars been around.
I, myself, am currently doing some begging (knock-knock-“PLEASEGIVEMEAJOB!”-slam!), and am certain that a miracle is just around the corner.
So you keep it up, liirogue. For who knows? You might be doing the Lord’s work.
But Jessity really should be stripping.
…?
I agree…according to Jessity’s description of herself, she should definitely be stripping…and posting pics, too! 
If it helps any, I don’t have an airplane, but I can afford to buy tickets… 
Well Dirk, plane tickets would be nice, but I already have this huge crush on a pilot. . .
Incidentally, any spare, rich males who might wander in here… aah, never mind.
Hmm. You may have overlooked a rich female!
:dubious:
Planes, schmanes! I can fly a helicopter!
I used to buy stuff for my (ex-)g/f all the time. Not cars, but I was broke at the time. I still managed to get her cool stuff she wanted, and I’d melt my credit card at Christmas.
But I’ve learned my lesson. The expensive goodies are now reserved for my wife, in the unlikely even that I ever get married. In the meantime I’m buying myself a new sportbike, having a total restoration done on a classic sports car, and saving the rest to buy a house when I find one that I like in the area that I like. (But I still look at the ladie’s Yachtmaster at the Rolex dealer and think about what a great gift it would make.)
:smack: Of course, what woman would want to be with a guy who can’t spell “lady’s”?
Rolex!?
Hell, I’d be quite happy with a Timex!