Run! Run! Take your SO, the kids, Fodger the Dog, and your Air Supply eight-tracks and run posthaste to the hills. This might not be pretty!
Just testing something out. I got a mass mail about a monthy poetry contest with a cash prize, so I figured I’d enter. Hey, it’s free to enter (not all are like that…). I don’t have the link or site with me here at work, but I did manage to scare up my submission. Comments welcome! If you want, maybe you could rate it on a 1-10 scale, with 1 being really, really cwappy and 10 being a bit better. (Oh, and the contest said the maximum length was to be 20 lines, I think. Around that, anyway.)
Pardon me dear my errant gaze,
For peeking 'round shadows sprinkled there
Your visage struck me with an elegant stare
Ascending like a phoenix from the golden haze.
My hand flies to my lips to stave a cry
And your hand copies mine, shutting a smile
Eyes astonished, mouth agape for a while,
I need a lifetime of hello and none of goodbye.
But now you turn! and lamentably run
Cold pity peeks in on my maligned soul
Til overcome with sorrow I grab a nearby pole
And for bringing you here thank the sun.
Gracious Lady, rising, bright
Bestow’d 'pon me endless dreams of light.
[sub]Ugh. After a third or fourth or thirtieth reading, it kinda sucks. But oh well! This isn’t The Pit, so I know you’ll all… um… be… constructive… what’s that axe for?[/sub]
I liked it. Really, I did. And I don’t usually get into rhyming poetry (only one of mine does, and it sucks. It’s also, unfortunately, the only one I can remember off the top of my head. The rest are on my machine at home) I like the imagery. I say go for it. What DO you have to lose, if it’s free?
Is the contest for Poetry.Com, by any chance? I submitted one there (have it up there still, too… the one I’m the most proud of… if anyone wants to see it, let me know and I’ll either e-mail you the poem or the link or post the link here… choice is yours)
Nothing to lose at all, TP! (Seems odd to call you TP… but I digress…) I don’t think it was for Poetry.com, although I’ve been tempted to enter theirs sometimes. This one was for this site’s March contest, so I expect to hear one way or another in a few weeks. Since I didn’t have anything to lose, I don’t think I’ll be terribly distraught when I don’t win, either. Which is good, because I don’t have the stress of “Oh I spent years working on this poem, and if they don’t accept it, I’m doomed, doomed I tell you.”
Heck, if they don’t like it, they don’t like it. I don’t mind.
Hey, I entered that too! My poem is kinda depressing. Or maybe debate inspiring-at least that’s what happened in the writing workshop I presented it in.
Now, now, now, O Edible One! How do you know it’s the same site? There’s gotta be at least … um… a gabillion jillion million that are offering free contests! I think.
Anyway, make you a deal. If I win, you come East and engage in a mad sexual romp with me!
If you win, I come westerly and engage in a mad sexual romp with you!
A PICTURE MAY BE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, BUT A POEM IS WORTH A THOUSAND BUCKS!
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Ok, so it smacks of a used-car ad. But as it says over and over, there’s no cost involved. And when I submitted the poem, it still said that. And asked for no financial info. So I guess it’s harmless.
No, I’m not blocking you, dear. I just discovered this morning that AIM has something called a rate limit which I have apparently exceeded (what was I saying about needing a life?). So until it goes down, no AIM.
They do not have a rate limit. That message is simply a “bug” (and I use the term VERY loosely) in the program. AIM is a completely free service; even if they were to suddenly charge you per minute or hour, how could they get your credit card number?
And yes, I’m aware AOL is owned by the biggest media empire in the universe, but in order for AOL itself to use that info, whether a partner company has it or not, they would have to ask you directly. Which I bet they haven’t done!
I get the message sometimes, too. I am ALWAYS on that thing. They’re not charging me.
Um… well, that’s kind of the point. What are you so afraid of that you have to close it? I was under the impression you were closing it because of the stupid rate message.
Um… well, that’s kind of the point. What are you so afraid of that you have to close it? I was under the impression you were closing it because of the stupid rate message.
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Noo… it says “you have exceeded your post rate”. Meaning they’ve set an arbitrary number to the account and when you surpass you have to wait for it to go back down, which it does on it’s own apparently. According to the help menu it’s to encourage responsible posting or some crap.
Arden, dear… It’s bullshit. There is no “post rate.” The message is pure whimsy. AOL is not tracking you to see if you’re “posting” too much. That’s complete horse manure. That message comes up either because there’s a bug in their program (I know, how unlikely!) or because AOL decided to scare its customers. Why they’d do the latter, I don’t know. It’s not to their advantage. Having me turn off the product doesn’t serve them better. It might if the program took up oodles of bandwidth, but it assuredly does not.
So, since there’s no reason for them to cap your posts, the whole thing is bullshit. I’m on this thing constantly. I talk to maybe up to 5 at a time, all night long, and have been for years. I don’t turn the damn thing off if and when that message shows up. And what a surprise! I still have the program.
In case I hadn’t mentioned it yet – it’s bullshit!
Which is good, because I don’t have the stress of “Oh I spent years working on this poem, and if they don’t accept it, I’m doomed, doomed I tell you.”