Sung to the tune of… You guessed it, “Every Sperm is Sacred” from “The Meaning of Life”…
Every Vote is Sacred
There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, and
I’m sure I was once one of them.
I am now a Florida voter,
And have been since I left NYC,
And the one thing they say about us is:
Our vote doesn’t count, don’t you see?
You don’t have to be a six-footer.
You don’t have to have a great brain.
You don’t have to have any clothes on.
You’re a Democrat the moment Dad came.
Because
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
Gore gets quite irate.
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
Gore gets quite irate.
Let the GOP spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
Gore shall make them pay for
Each vote that can’t be found.
Every vote is wanted.
Every vote is good.
Every vote is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill chads just anywhere,
But Gore loves those who treat their
Ballots with more care.
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
Gore gets quite irate.
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is good.
Every vote is needed
In your neighbourhood!
Every vote is useful.
Every vote is fine.
Gore needs everybody’s.
Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the voters spill theirs
O’er mountain, hill, and plain.
Gore shall strike them down for
Each vote that’s cast in vain.
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is good.
Every vote is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every vote is sacred.
Every vote is great.
If a vote is wasted,
Gore gets quite iraaaaate!
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