you got it, and you should be reciveing a cookie when you save your password [rimshot]
All of the people on the train did it .
Harrison Fords wife did it .
Geoff Bridges did it .
Michael Douglas is done for murder. ( at least in the alternative ending )
John Voight is the villian .
Never trust Paul Reiser .
Newt dies so don’t invest .
Miaranda Richardson is not dead .
Warren Beatty gets shot .
Can anybody name all the movies ?
The will always be a secret lair that the villain will flee to. Bond will track him down, kill hime, then escape as the lair explodes. Never mind how it explodes. It just explodes!
Mmmmm… The Lottery.
Also:
-Keanu finishs the football game as QB, tricks the kicker and runs it in for a TD.
-Dr. Evil escapes.
-Austin clones himself.
-006 falls to his death on the antenna.
-Orlando Preds win Arena Bowl XIV. (Sorry, had to add that.)
-Ferris doesn’t get in trouble.
-The young, overachieving student begins her ascent up the political ladder, while the bitter teacher becomes a tour guide in DC (anyone wanna take a guess at this one?)
OOOH! OOOH! I know! Election!
Although in the book, Mr. M becomes a car salesman.
Harrison Fords wife did it . Presumed Innocent
Geoff Bridges did it . Jagged Edge
You got me on the rest.
How about:
What the Nazi wants to know is if it’s safe to retrieve the diamonds.
Tom ends up happy and poor, but dies; while Rudy becomes rich but miserable and alone.
Kristen did it.
Never trust Paul Reiser: Aliens 2
norman is impersonating his mother.: Psycho?
X-files - Mulder’s right.: Most of the episodes. 
The narrator did it.: The Last Broadcast (saw the thread on it; didn’t see the movie)
Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.: Mortal Thoughts (or something.)
More X Files:
Deep Throat sent it.
The evil computer did it.
Roland has it.
Kristen Kilar did Mulder! 
Jose Chung wrote it.
Queequeg got it.
Pusher pushed it.
It was her father.
He was the double-agent.
Lily Tomlin and Ed Asner did it.
Tom ends up happy and poor, but dies; while Rudy becomes rich but miserable and alone. :-* Richman , Poorman * ?
Kristen did it. :-Dallas
Geez, yojimbo, I didn’t think anyone would get the Rich Man, Poor Man one.
How about:
She dies, and he gets his injuries while trying to get her body out of the desert.
She ends up with the older brother, not the young playboy.
The chicken is really a crying baby.
The blanchemonge won Wimbledon.
If you don’t want to be seen, don’t stand up.
The parrot is dead.
dammit.
dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit.
Gonzo. An alien.
dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit.
I can’t say I wasn’t warned…
Bobby killed Mona
Westly is the Dread Pirate Roberts
All dogs do go to heaven
They never get the Holy Grail
Godzilla dies but some of her babies survive
Mulan saves the day
They both die in molten metal
The Gladiator dies in the end after killing the emperor(sp?)
Bond kills the bad guy and gets the girl/girls
They bomb Moscow and New York
He saves his father after picking the right cup
The nerds win
The nerds win again
The nerds win again
He gets the girl and a million dollars
He dies on a cross
He rides the nuke out of the bomber
Rocky wins
Rocky wins again
Rocky wins again
Rocky wins again
Rocky wins again
Rocky wins again (enough already)
They give the big ship a virus and destroy the others
They kill the terrorist
Berney(sp?) is really dead.
Berney is still really dead.
The step mother did it.
They are all dead, the train wreck was real.
All but 3 of them die either in the attempt or are shot after being captured.
angelfish, beetle, frog, sunner, whark
She is his mother so he can’t marry her.
She is his mother so his children by her are cursed as is he.
They all get married to each other including the elemental and the dragon in her head. It is a grand marriage and much rejoicing is had.
Ed Harris was bluffing. The microfilm was hidden under a church pew.
The ants made the cancer cure, not the orchids.
The astronauts get home safely.
By the way, didn’t Rocky actually lose the first one?
Snoopy drove the Peanuts gang to Normandy.
Woodstock won the river race.
The gang fixed Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree, and then howled “Hark, The Herald Angels Sing”.
The construct was a Voyager probe returning to Earth.
Khan nuked his ship trying to kill Kirk. He killed Spock instead.
Spock ressurected in Genesis and grew up again.
The humpback whale saved Earth.
Not even God can overcome Kirk in a logic contest.
Kirk and spock found the Klingons who framed them.
Kirk is dead.
The new sheriff’s Dad turned out to have killed a murderer and town bully. Dad also is father of his son’s Mexican lover. (Lone Star)
Peter Graves’ character is the snitch. They hid the new prisoner in the water tower.
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who shot JR?
Christine, of course, shot him.