Geriatric? At 40? Fuck you sideways, jerk.
gobear, what are you doing up? Isn’t it time for your meds, grampa?
At once, your Doddering Highness! Just don’t smack me with your cane as I race by… 
Well, I was originally going to trade my eire in for a single scot, but based on Guin’s suggestion, I’ll try to haggle for the whole regiment. . .
I’ve said it before-I’m horrid at spelling.
You guys should KNOW that by now!
Sheesh!
Uh, Luminin, Please do not post complete lyrics to songs!
I guess they should have been at LAX.