And the results probably ended up in court. It’s not for nothing that most ancient laws covered property and personal injury. And that God, when handing down the Ten Commandments, mostly steered away from that nightmare. “Here. Like me, be nice to your folks, don’t steal or kill, and leave me out of everything else. I have a universe to run.”
Well, maybe, but the point being is, Cheops would be floored if we could pluck him through time and put him in a Seven-Eleven. It’s got all sorts of stuff the ancient Egyptians couldn’t imagine…clear glass, electric lights, running water, hot and cold, ice that’s easily accessible, preserved food, fresh fruit, security cameras, microwaves, photographs, newspapers with world news, toilet paper.
This isn’t criticizing the Ancient Egyptians, but almost everything we take for granted would have been unimaginable luxury to them, because we have the science to make it practical and they didn’t.
I thought it was a pretty valid point, and a profound one.
Stop to think for a while of the entirety of the supply chain that stocks a typical 7-11. Transport from warehouses; factories to produce the finished goods; factories to produce the raw material; farms and mines and ranches; transportation between all these sites; energy to run the factories and the transport…
A 7-11 is a kind of microcosm of our civilization. If you totaled up everyone who is involved, in any way, in supplying the goods to just one 7-11 store, you could easily arrive at several million people.
All this for a jalapeno-and-cream-cheese Go-Go Taquito at 3:45 in the morning! Yum!
Martians, who took over after they sank Atlantis. Too bad too early for Atlantic City.
Plastic lawn chairs, bottles and microbeads. They’ll hang around for at least 500,000 years, probably a million.
Yes. But a caveman would have been floored (if he knew what one was) if an Egyptian temple or two and a pyramid were transported back to the entrance of his cave. He probably would have painted flames and a mad woodpecker on Cheops’s chariot.
A full Egyptian grain bin transported back to the aforementioned caveman. It’s all relative.
When it’s time to transport whatever civilization has to offer back to us from 2,000 or 3,000 years from now, it might be a rock and a bow and arrow.
The following post is an inside joke. Almost nobody will get it.
The Scientist of pharonic Egypt knew very little. The average member of the College Of Etheric Sciences could easily surpass them. I question the wisdom of the pyramids to begin with. Why build massive tombs to dead kings while people live in squalor? We Scientists are working for a world without need, without hunger, without disease, without war. You may say that’s impossible. I can make you a believe. Heck, with my Non Corporeal Consciousness Field Quantifying And Manipulating Apparatus, I can make you believe anything I want. Just be glad I’m on the side of good. Now if you’ll excuse me, my robot butler has drawn my bath.
(Have you seen any of the Sonic the Hedgehog comics where the Sonic universe merges with the Megaman universe? It’s a true joy watching Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily working cooperatively…while each simultaneously plots to betray the other and seize control of the world solely for himself. It could only be funnier if Pinky and The Brain were stirred in!)
Sure, because the science and technology known to Cheops’s contemporaries was vastly superior to said caveman’s. Likewise, our science and technology is vastly superior to that of Cheops. So, the answer to the question “was Ancient Kemet science superior to modern science” is no.
For extra points: how they defined history (a cyclical repeat of certain types of events, regardless of actual details) and how we define history (exactly what happened with no modifications) aren’t the same thing, either.
Cheop’s reaction to the the time-travelling 7-Eleven and the caveman’s reaction to Cheop’s time-travelling grain silo at least point to Clarke’s Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Cheop’s reaction to the the time-travelling 7-Eleven and the caveman’s reaction to Cheop’s time-travelling grain silo at least point to Clarke’s Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
ETA that I don’t subscribe to it, since I don’t believe in magic.
It hardly matters. The ancient Egyptians were the giant exciting metropolis of their day. I would be shocked if they didn’t attract scientists and engineers from all the nearby lands, including all the way up the Nile, other nearby parts of Africa, other parts of the Mediterranean, and the fertile crescent.
Is this some Nuwaubian or maybe Moorish Science crap? Basically Black Muslim + trappings of Rosicrucianism.
It’s amazing. All the ancients in the chronicles lived long lives (if not murderstabbed young), therefore they were on to an ancient secret that we have since lost. It’s almost like all the important stories were written about rich kngs and pharaohs who had the wherewithal to live long and not Bob McDitchdigger or Mary Fishwife.
Ptolemy I Soter was the black Greek private dick, that’s a sex machine to all the chicks. Who was Greek. From Greece.