Was bad bad bad Lil'wrekker profiled in a traffic stop? Hmmm?

Yes, yes you do!
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@Beckdawrek
Verse the Third

Corndogs from Sonic
And oversized orange cars
Pining for Cecil
Fake kidneys in Bell jars
Bad bad bad topics on SDMB
These are a few of Beck’s favorite things!

Yay!!

(I really hate the need to post 5 characters. It makes my simple Yay! too enthusiastic, but still Yay! @kenobi_65 )

Oo! What about finding the possible remains (Teeth, was it?) of someone who’d been murdered many years before? I’m sure I’ve got that wrong. Do you know what I’m talking about, Bex?

in thwesouth and other places "dumb female who shouldnt be allowed to drive or should let the “man” drive " is a profile …

Yes. It was a denture of an old lady who’s screwy daughter murdered her and she chopped her up. Predation occured. Criminal Son threw the lady’s head down an old privy.
As quoted, by someone: “A head in a old head”
That’s a pretty decent summing up, I must say.

That’s so true. We run into this stereotype frequently.

I have to say the lil’wrekker drives very well. Her foot’s a little heavy for my taste.

She says the Mini Cooper likes a little speed or she gets cranky.

She is 100% right. It’s a car that likes to hug the curves at speed.

Update:
Lil’ Miss Speedybritches got a speeding ticket driving home from her class.

She just texted me.
I have my green smoothie in my hand. I drank a toast to her now learning her lesson. This is her 3rd ticket. She’ll get a point on her driving record. Insurance prices will raise. Too bad, little girl. Momma tried to tell you.

Sometimes, we just have to learn things the hard way.

@Beckdawrek

Rut-roh. Don’t be surprised if your insurance company tells you Li’l Wrekker has been dropped from your family policy.

She may be doomed to paying big bucks for minimal coverage with a no name brand insurance company.

~VOW

Yeah I’m waiting on the other shoe to drop.

That’s a good point.

@Beckdawrek, yikes. Will you pay for the ticket? (I can’t recall if she has a job and therefore $$ or if she’s focusing only on school.)

She doesn’t work. She does have money of her own but she’d rather spend mine.

She says she going to court and fight the ticket.

She keeps saying ," I’m innocent, I tell you"

I told her “tell it to the judge”

If she’s very lucky (and she does seem to be so), the officer won’t show up for the court date.