Forget Norton, once we had the Heir to the Russian Throne as the mayor of Palm Beach. What about that?
I thought cat hair was the new black?
Hmmm, he looks more Jewish to me. The nose, the ears, the beard… more research is needed, but I think we can already infer from this picture that the Russian aristocracy (and by extension, all Slavs) were in reality the lost tribes of Israel. Of course, they were deposed in 1917, and after living for so long under Jewish tyranny it was only natural that antisemitism would be widespread in Soviet Russia…
BRB, self-publishing.
You go too far sir, too far!
Awesome thread, 5/5. Do you have a newsletter?
As an aside, black people can be redheads. With freckles and everything.
Well, duh! I mentioned the Georges, right?
Oh noes - they were actually white, which is why the Revolution happened. Washington, Jefferson, Adams - all black, rebelling against the newly white English king. And slavery? Well, the slaves were actually white, and got painted on the ship. That’s why so many died - pores closed up like in Goldfinger. I think I feel a (self published) book coming on.
Me too. When I was 10 and living in Africa I read this massive history of the English kings and drew up a family tree which I gave to this Brit who lived in an apartment in our villa. I have to get around to reading the rest of Churchill’s History of the English Speaking People some day. I read the War of the Roses part after reading Shakespeare so I could tell what actually went on.
Jewish Indian? Right here.
Not sure why, but I’m wishing that Kanicbird would weigh in here.
I’m sure MJ’s complexion has begun to darken once again.
Meh, I think he embalmed himself enough that it’ll last a good ten years, at least.
I thought plastic was non-biodegradable?
Oh yeah? How do you explain Jewfros? 
Yeah, but they’re all albinos, see.
Seriously, this guy gets under your skin enough to require extensive link posting? Don’t you see that he’s obviously nuts?
Well, that’s what happens when you don’t vote - the wrong lizards get in.
Don’t you mean enlightened? 
The same username and theory appear on the first page of google results, linking to Stormfront. Why are you all still arguing with the OP?
We’re not arguing with the OP. We’re mocking him and arguing with each other. Big difference.
I always liked him. I think Maria is a pill.
You may note that he is obviously wrong, but you will not accuse him of being nuts in Great Debates.
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True. Not okay for GD.
I think the guy is trying to sell his (self published) books since he doesn’t really offer any cites or proofs. I don’t have enough interest in his theory to “read google” or anything else; if he provided some cites I might be so desperate for entertainment to read a few. Otherwise, he’s got nothin.
Chameleons?
LouisB, I don’t think so. He hasn’t mentioned the names of either book, nor any links of how to obtain them or whatever. If you google the guy, all you get is a bunch of the same stuff he’s spewing here. (Although do NOT click on the first google link you get. I was bombarded by pop-ups so bad I had to shut down firefox. The kind that ask you to download this or that program, and won’t let you take no for an answer. Total malaware site. If you want to read it, click on the “cached” link instead)
As for arguing with him, I’d say this is pretty entertaining.