Inspired by a National Lampoon cover of about 23 years ago.
handy, there will never be a last word on this MB.
Hey Lumpy, I am new here and you don’t know me well enuff to ignore me yet! 
I was wondering if I had the thread touch of death, or that I was the invisable woman!
Ya’ know like being new puts you in the untouchable cast or something!
But I will add my post so nobody else has to feel bad about killing this one off! 
And you know, the following month they said they DID kill that dog!
:eek: :eek:
Then we’ll turn our tommy guns
on the screaming ravaged nuns
and the peoples voice will be the only sound.
-P. Sky
Thanks, AuntiePam.
Opps. 
Peace,
mangeorge
Threadkillers of the world unite! Maybe we should start our own club? Nah – I’m guessing the meetings would get boring after about 10 minutes.
Sorry, Cap’n…I just couldn’t let you kill your own thread.
So I’ll do it for you.
-Pix
Cap:
Here’s my diagnosis and prescription.
The UserName “Cap’n Crude” makes some posters nervous…they’re afraid you’re going to say something off-color or unpolished, so they avoid you and tend not to respond to your questions.
So you should get busy starting threads about the Oil Business. Wax poetic on the wide Texas Plains, the thrum of the pumps, the romanticism of striking a huge rich gusher.
Soon the rest of us will start visualizing you as James Dean in GIANT, only wearing a pirate hat…handsome, self-confident, a smudge of Black Gold there, just highlighting your left cheekbone. “Cap’n CRUDE…Swashbuckler of the Panhandle” everyone will start thinking.
People will be falling all over themselves to post after you. And the chicks will go wild.
Uke
Tempting suggestion, Ike. Only one problem – I’ve never been to Texas (or the oil fields of the Middle East), and my ignorance would be as obvious as FORMERAGENT’s double-naught operative persona.
Maybe I could expound on the stimulating hustle and bustle of The Big Apple, a la Carl Sandberg and Chicago? Of course, Sandberg was profoundly gay, and tended not to attract the women-folk. I’d hate to get that mixed up.
Now, if only I could figure out a way to post as my world-famous Eric Cartman impression … one of my more endearing talents.
–Da Cap’n
“It’s all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!”
Is this thread dead yet? I want to be the Thread Killer! (We should start a new category to vote for on OpalCat’s poll.)
“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”
Myabe if you changed your moniker to Captain crunch…
Will this thread find new life in MPSIMS?
Stay tuned, boys ‘n’ girls!
(Thread scurries to the new forum like a cockroach when the lights come on)
Mangeorge, Capt’n, here is what you do…
You know that their is a call for seasoned ‘professionals’ who can fulfill a certain need. Start advertizing that you do ‘work’ in making sure that embarassing threads no longer bother people. Think about it, might make you a lot of money if you don’t get squimish about it…
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Hey Kricket, if you’re female, cute (and of age so Melin won’t get her lawyer nose out of joint), c’mon over the Guy Stuff thread and float with us awhile; What’s your favourite drink?
If you’re a guy… Aw shucks, come aboard anyway, and have some tequila!
Just don’t distract Falcon right now; we’re ‘experimenting’
VB
I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes:
You want to know how to kill a thread? Watch this…
THE NEXT PERSON TO POST TO THIS THREAD IS A MORON!!!
::Sitting back and waiting… ;-)::
“I’ve got a DungeonMaster’s guide, I’ve got a twelve-sided die, I’ve got Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do.”
Weezer-In the Garage
Nice try Dem…
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein
Well, I almost single-handedly did in the naked pillow fight last month, so killing this thread off should be no problem for me.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
DIE THREAD, DIE!
Sorry, NTG.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Not until I post to it, it won’t!
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank