Huh? What…?
Dude, just do what I do. Keep posting to your own thread, to send it back to the top.
Not only will this pad your postings list, but it will keep all your threads at the top.
In addition to this, it will make everyone think you’re a jackass and really annoy everyone! Isn’t that great?
Umm, on second thought don’t do that. Glitch would kill you. 
Seriously though, don’t get discouraged. I have yet to start a successful thread as Lexicon. But as SmickD I was on fire.
Why oh why did I switch?
The world may never know.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
(Blush) Sorry, forgot to do the refresh thingy and missed the other posts.
It would have been really funny right after Demo’s post. Honestly.
Veb
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Wasn’t that a movie? The Thread The Wouldn’t Die?
Psy, I swear…(some people!)
Veb, yeah, of course it would have been funny… : :patting you on the head::
“I’ve got a DungeonMaster’s guide, I’ve got a twelve-sided die, I’ve got Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do.”
Weezer-In the Garage
Die smileys, DIE!
Did
somebody
:o say
something??
no?
didn’t
think
:rolleyes: so.
:mad: yes, I’m
:eek: asking for it…
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein
But who will be the top poster on page 2 of this thread!
sniff I love you guys …
I think I’m the last post on page 1. Appropriate that I bracket myself like that.
NTG, I can’t imagine you ever being the end of a naked pillow-fight…
:::And the Mistress of Dead Threads enters the room::::
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Ha HAH…I, Ukulele Ike, the Greatest Swordsman in All of France, will have the first post on Page Two of this thread!
…oh, pooh.
Uke
Rather than claim that my posts were doing the same, I went into my profile and looked up the stats:
Total threads I’ve posted in: 102
Total threads I’ve ended: 21 (not counting this one)
Total threads I’ve started: 8
Of those I’ve started, I’ve ended 6.
Looks like my threadkill ratio is roughly 20%. Granted, this includes a few that I answered within the last 8 hours, so the total may change.
You might go over your own stats, Cap’n, and see if they justify your fears.
“If you’re so pro-life, do me a favor: don’t block medical clinics, lock arms and block cemeteries.” – Bill Hicks
Was just thinking I might leave this board, if no one replies to any of my posts. Suppose it’s my initiation bends over to be paddled
Heh. My threads die faster than just about anyone’s. I started one on Monday about my vacation in the Keys and got 1!!! reply! Nobody even popped in to say “Welcome back” or “Hey, I missed you!” (I don’t expect anyone did, really.) I got one person saying they were jealous 'cause they love the keys. The only way I get replies is if I inadvertantly piss someone off.
I have no doubt that this will be the final post in this thread.
:runs nekkid through the thread, brandishing a lollipop and heading straight for that great big pile of leaves:
Wait a minute, Sophie. You naked is never an end. Rather, a beginning. Come here!
Listen carefully! I haven’t much time to explain! You’re right… your threads do die unnaturally swift deaths! It’s a conspiracy arranged by several dozen of the others and they’ve threatened to silence anyone who tells you the truth. However, I think you deserve to know! You see, it’s all to do with
[aaaaaaaaargh]
If I can’t kill this thread, the least I can do is make it trip! (DaToad vigorously rubs the thread with his amazin’, totally organic, low calorie, halucinogenic skin.) There, that should do it.
::strolls up in dark suit, white shirt, dark glasses::
[monotone]
This man has escaped from a mental facility. We have had to incapacitate him for his own safety. Please disregard anything which he may have said. He is not well.
::two henchmen lift ianzin’s still body into the back of a nondescript white van with government tags::
::looks around, then ducks into passenger side of van::
::rolls down window::
and if you see a naked blonde woman with a lollipop, please call me
:: profers card which reads simply “John Smith” and a nondescript phone number::
::rolls window back up… van takes off down the street with a slight squeal of the tires, then disappears around the corner with another slight squeal::