I feel like I’ve passed through the looking glass … people actually like that commercial?! :eek: 
Love it. It’s the best commercial since “Tiny House” - no question. What’s not to love about it? It’s perfectly surreal.
OK, since I am blessed with TiFaux (DVR) and hardly ever see a commercial anymore, can some kind soul describe what’s going on in this commercial? I’m very curious now!
I’d be surprised if those Dallas cheerleaders shaving the cowhand aren’t real Dallas Cowgirls.
It’s indescribable, but I’ll give it a shot.
Our hero, Hootie, is seen wearing a purple cowboy shirt, a big white cowboy hat, and a white scarf, singing a song about the new Burger King bacon chicken ranch something-or-other, sung to the tune of “The Big Rock Candy Mountain”. In the background are seen various hotties doing various random things (paving the road with big blocks of cheddar cheese, pumping one of those single car train cars, etc.). Continous cuts to Hootie, happily singing about his new BK sandwich. It ends as it pans up to the top of a hill, where Brooke Burke is being pushed on a giant swing by Burger King himself (with that gigantic fake head that freaked everyone out in the “Wake up to the King” commercials a few months ago), and Brooke exclaims (with new BK sandwich in hand), “Come and get it!”
His real name is “Darius Rucker.” His professional name is “Darius Rucker.” His stage name is “Darius Rucker.”
His name is not “Hootie,” not even for pretend. The name of the band is “Hootie and the Blowfish.” No one in the band is either Hootie or Blowfish.
Not only that, but I’ve read/heard that Mr. Rucker gets quite irate whenever anyone calls him “Hootie.”
Yeah they probably have fallen on hard times 
They are playing a show here in Augusta, Georgia during Masters Week.
I don’t understand this. Was U2 falling on hard times when they did iPod commercials? What about P Diddy with his Diet Pepsi commercials? There are plenty of big name celebrities who hawk products - Hootie being one of them. The BK commercial is entirely tongue-in-cheek. It’s also apparently directed by top music video guy Dave LaChappelle: www.davelachappelle.com
Take it with the same sense of humor that Rucker & Co. must have also had when they did it.
Oh by the way, which one’s pink? 
I LOVE this commercial.
“At the tendercrisp, baconb-cheddar ranch, the breasts they grow on trees
And the bacon ranch dressing streams, go right up to your knees,”
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“There’s tumbleweeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets.”
It’s so amazingly surreal. And the train of girls coming with the nice caboose? Yes, they do, indeed, have a nice caboose. And the sandwich sounds tasty, to.
Bacon? Cheddar? RANCH?!! Holy Hell, sign me up!!
The commercial is a resounding argument for not using drugs.
At least the gals looked yummy. 
Who? You mean Hootie?
Wait untill that damn song becomes an ear-worm! Then we’ll see who likes it! Not me!
However, I might like the sandwich! All the ingredients sound tasty! I also like exclaimation points!
The song sounds like the bastard child of “Old Joe’s Place” and “Potato’s in the Paddy Wagon.” If only the Folksmen or the New Main Street Singers had been around to do the commercial!
Well, then he should have named his band something else!
The first time I saw it, at first I was thinking, “Okay, this is going to be the stupidest commercial ever.” Then when it was over, I was, “DAMN! This commercial rules!”
Rod Tidwell doesn’t like being called Hootie either.
I’m pretty sure she’s been in Maxim and/or Stuff as well and she was definitely in R. Kelly’s I Wanna Piss On You video.
It’s funny how she displays her name on her most notable feature just as Hootie, errr…Darius says “great caboose” or some mention of majorly fine caboose. I think that’s her with the red onion hula hoop, also.
And breasts they grow on trees. They shoulda had Katie Price pickin’ them chicken sandwiches of that tree.