Ok, ok, it’s not even remotely plausible. Just here me out.
After President Bush laid the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns, he did an about face and was escorted up the steps by a military officer to the other side of the building to give his Veteran’s Day remarks.
At Bush ascended the stairs, to Bush’s immediate right and just on the other side of the railing was a man who could be a dead ringer for Saddam Hussein. The man was wearing a hat and western-style suit. However, that face and moustache were clearly recognizable to anyone who has been watching the news all these months. And he was standing alone so it was impossible to miss him.
You have stumbled on the Democratic Party Presidential Election Strategy for 2004. Dismayed at the quality of willing candidates and inspired by the John 3:16 guy, the Democrats have located and hired a former Saddam body double. His only job, and he is paid well to perform it, is to get on camera at every Bush interview, press conference and photo op between now and November 2004. The thinking is that every time American voters, like Duckster see President Bush they will also see “Saddam” and reflect on the administration’s failure to find him - even though he’s obviously in plain view.
A truly diabolical plan. It seems to be working though. The talk has already started.