Was Tiger so dominant because he was secretly porkin skanks?

I have firmly believed for years that Tiger is #1 on the list of “Sports stars who are more than likely doping, but nobody wants to call them on it.” Not so sure of that now, but would not be surprised if such was revealed.

Right now it looks as if the guy has gained a few pounds.

2007

2014

Is there any particular reason? My impression was that he took fitness more seriously than other golfers at the time, but it’s not like he was huge.

Naw, no reason at all. His dominance and ability to return from injury spoke of the possibility of doping, but he didn’t (IIRC) develop “Barry Bond Head Syndrome” or some of the other traits. Perhaps he could just buy better shit - he has probably out-earned Bonds by an order of magnitude, right? :wink:

Maybe he decided like that old bull in the story, that he doesn’t need to run down the hill to fck one cow when he walk down it and fck them all. After all, he has north of $500 million in the bank, he’s won 14 majors (4 more and he’ll catch Nicklaus) and 79 PGA events (3 more and he’ll catch Snead) and he’s still not 40. If he has one or more good years in the future, he be seen as the greatest golfer in the history of the game and he won’t have to bust his ass to do it.

If that’s his plan, it sound like a good one to me.

I stopped going to a meetup because there was a woman there who, every time someone mentioned their husband, she would say she was so glad she got rid of hers, because he was a big womanizer. So has every other man with whom she’s had a serious relationship.

I wonder if she did this kind of thing when she was young and single - running around with men that she knew were married, and feeling no guilt about it - and it’s karma biting her in the a$$. Oh, and she’s been divorced for more than 25 years. Someone else pointed out, “And she’s in the same place she was at 25 years ago.”

Relevance?

Was her husband Tiger Woods?

Bonds brought in 188 million in his career in salary alone. Tiger is at about 1.3 billion counting prizes and endorsements. I don’t how much in endorsements Bonds has had, but either way Tiger comes up anywhere from almost half of a billion to a shit ton more of an order of magnitude. Of course, he’s still eanrings and he isn’t exactly poor.

While he didn’t won majors, let’s not forget that he was still the best golfer on the planet in 2013 even with all the injuries. He won 5 of 16 PGA starts, with 8 Top 10’s. He won the PGA Player of the Year award as well.

I remember reading almost this exact same post somewhere before. The word “meetup” made me remember it.

No. If porkin’ skanks made you successful, I could hire Bill Gates to mow my lawn. :wink:

I haven’t been porking skanks. Never played golf other than a par 3 course, and I lost there. Maybe there’s something to this skank porking I keep hearing about.

Pork Skanks

Mmmmm yummy! :smiley: