Wash your own Fucking Dishes Dickhead!

The BBQ Pit
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Small and petty rant concerning the office tea room.

There are only 3 of us here, just because I am female does not automatically mean that I have to wash your dishes. You are the tenant, this does not grant you any rights to our tea room let alone my washing up skills.

If you try just once more to get me to wash your fucking lunch containers for you I will personally throw them off the balcony. Get a clue mate and use your eyes – even the boss doesn’t expect me to wash his lunch box for him so why should I wash yours Mr. Free Loading Tenant.

And don’t think that just leaving them in the sink for days on end will get me to change my mind. If your dishes start to stink I will throw them in the trash before I wash them for you.

Yes we were nice enough to let you use our Board Room for a meeting last week but NO I will NOT clean up after your mess. Don’t act surprised that the left over food is still sitting on the tables in there. If you had asked me VERY VERY nicely I may have considered cleaning up for you but honest to Og why should I wash up dishes for you and 9 of your mates just because you happened to have a meeting in our board room. You did not pay the usual room hire fee, you ordered food for your lunch on OUR account and expect us to pay for it so Don’t Fucking Expect Me To Wash Your Fucking Dishes Already!

See this is a dish cloth

This is a sink full of hot soapy water

Insert dirty dish into water

Scrub dirty dish with dish cloth

Rinse and repeat with next dirty dish

Its not that fucking hard!

:mad:

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All RIGHT!! :smiley: You go, girl! Excellent rant, crisp and concise, with just the right amount of heat. 9.0, and my sincere hope that if you do throw the dickhead’s dishes off the balcony, somebody has a video camera running…

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Bah, fuck 'em.

Pack their dirty crap in a placky bag and sling it at their feet next time you see 'em. Hope something splatters out of the bag!

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:cool: A Heartless Bitches candidate! :slight_smile:

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

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Heartless Bitch? HUH ? They’re not her dishes and she’s not obliged to wash the things.

You tell 'em leechbabe. They can wash their own fucking dishes.

Or you could wash them with 100% killer bleach and see what their food tastes like from then on !!!

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Gather up the dishes and dump them on his desk.

People like this need to be hog tied and beaten with soggy vegitables until they come to their senses.

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Thank God for the BBQ Pit - feel so much better now I’ve had my rant. :slight_smile:

Although the feeling of euphoria could be somewhat due to the fact that I have made a stand and taken Narrad’s advice. :smiley:

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You could draft a nice, polite memo. Something to the effect of:
8/1/02

Richard Cranium
Melbourne, Australia
Re: Dirty dishes

Dear Mr. Cranium,

After a lengthy search of our human resource department’s records, we have determined that your mother does not work at our company. In fact, it would appear that at no time in the past has your mother worked here. Possibly she is at your residence? This would no doubt explain the presence of dirty dishes and trash left in our kitchen sink and in our conference room after your use of those facilities.

We have spoken with accounting and have reviewed our budget, and regret to say that, given the current state of the economy, we are unable to hire your mother to come in and pick up after you. We could not even afford to hire her part-time - which, in all honesty, would be futile as the position definitely calls for a full-time laborer.

You are, of course, welcome to invite your mother in to pick up after you if you so prefer. I have taken the liberty of speaking with the front desk, and they will issue a security badge and direct her to the janitor’s closet upon her arrival.

Cordially,

leechbabe

Human nature is such that people often don’t appreciate what they didn’t pay for themselves. I hope you whaled on this guy.

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**Octavia, ** that is one of the funniest things I have ever read on this board!!

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I vote for a memo like this:

Due to the current economic conditions in the world we have subcontracted part of our space and personel to a government research facility. They are currently conducting a study on microbial and fungal transmission over mucosal membranes. Since they are wishing to use a random, representational selection of pathogens used in this study we have volunteered a selection of common household contaminates.

LeechBabe has graciously offered to contribute her time in assisting in the initial innoculation, please talk to her if you have any questions.

Due to the double blind nature of the experiment you will neither know the time nor the type of exposure you will undergo.

Thank you for your help!
Basically: Sometime, somewhere one of those nasty ass fungus and bacteria coated dishes will get shoved up your rectum and we’ll see what happens to you.

Fortunatly many fungus and bacteria colonies are fairly moist which should act as a natural lubrecant.

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Octavia, that was friggin’ awesome.

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Heh. Cool thread, leechie.

Another cool thing for you to do is to actually wash the plates up. Then take them. Then replace them with their exact equivalent in paper plates and plastic cutlery.

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Octavia that memo was a work of art! I’m going to print it out, frame it and put it up in the tea room :slight_smile:

Thank you so very much!