Wassup?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wally, I am so glad you are back. There were some of us who were starting to pace and mumble ** Putz **.

We missed ya !

" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel

Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)

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All right!!!

Welcome back, Wally. We can’t wait to hear all about your adventures. But we will. Get better soon before the putzes overrun the place…

  • Sue from El Paso

A scar is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted…

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WOOHOOO!
glad everything went well, hopefully youll be back on the board soon!!

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Thanks, Walls, you had us worried – we “knew” you were all right but not “knowing” was tough.

Now do a simple exercise. Hold up both hands and count to ten while looking at your fingers one by one. If anything goes wrong don’t sign any legal-looking documents from your doctor. If you only get to five start learning about left-handedness.

Good luck on your continued recovery.

“You have no choice but to be impressed.”
Tony Rothman and George Sudarshan
Doubt and Certainty

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Welcome back Wally. Glad to see you up and posting. xoxo

I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?

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Hallelujah! Glad to hear you’re doing so well, Wally. Made a whole shitty day turn rosy when I saw this thread. I missed your surgery because my damn worthless computer died and I feel shitty because I didn’t get to send you off with best wishes.

And a big hug to Mrs. Wally - I know this was rough for her, too, 'cause she loves ya.

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

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Thanks for your e-mail Wally, and welcome back! Don’t let the madness get to you… we’ll tone it down a bit for the first two days, OK?

Errrm Guys? A few rules for the next few days:

  1. Forbidden topics include Cybersex, feltching, Canada-bashing and debates about internal organs (althoug it is recommendable to go easy on the external ones as well).
  2. Putzes like MM are not allowed to post for the next week (Hell, they are hereby forbidden to post EVER AGAIN!).
  3. Known loose women such as CanadianSue, PurpleCrackWhore, MoosieGirl and Falcon are to remain fully dressed at all times throughout the next two weeks.
  4. Any Guy Stuff rip-off currently in progress will cease all its activities (either that, or everyone has to switch from JD to Morphine - not the band).

That will be all. Anyone who will not comply will be called a Putz by the Official Rewired Putzmeister, WallyM7!!

(Welcome back mate. God knows this board needs clowns like you and me :D)

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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The board was definitely lacking something for the past few days. And not just the word ‘putz’. (Although this thread is upping the usage.) Welcome back.

It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers

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Welcome back Wal. The board just hasn’t been the same. We’ve been waiting anxiously to hear from you. Take it easy, get plenty of rest, cause as you know, we won’t be going anywhere.

I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

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Welcome back, Wally. It’s been boring without you around!

“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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I am SO glad to see you back. What a good week for sick people!

(covers wallys face with wet kisses like a dog) Welcome back dear man!

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth

32

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Glad to see you in one piece, Wally. :slight_smile:

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Wally’s back! Cool!

Ummm…I guess that mean ya want yer bike back, huh?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Ya know, sometimes, when you pray, the answer really IS YES!

So glad you’re back Wally! I missed ya…

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Good to have you back! We could use some of your “troll slaying” expertise to deal with the new rash of little shits that seem to be popping up all over this place. No one "Putz"s like you.

She said: “I know you and you cannot sing.”
I said: “That’s nothing - you should hear me play piano.”

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Good to see you back Wally, your posts have been much needed around here recently.

Any hot sponge bath stories for us?

My goal - 1000 posts before March 20th.
Help me out by starting topics suited to my abilities. Sports, money, politics, random things that require a funny yet totally pointless post.

You can make a difference in my post count.

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Wally!!! Welcome back. Great to see you up and around. Sit back and take it easy now.

::fluffing pillows and getting out an extra blanket::

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Good on ya Wally! Another success story for modern science. Don’t get addicted to those soap operas.

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Yay, Wally! I can’t get here as much as before, but have been sending good wishes yer way. Glad to hear the success, and here’s to your speedy recovery!

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All together now, “Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally.” I guess we’ll pass the ceremonial putz back to you sir!

Keith