I just yesterday learned how to make movies on my computer. Naturally, the first thing I recorded was me wrestling the old cyclops. I showed the video to a female Doper and got such a positive response, I thought I’d share it with the rest of you.
It appeals to the 13 year old in me. The 41 year old got the heebie jeebies. Just a little to close to realism in those first few moments.
Heh! I just had to look! 
:dubious:
:rolleyes:
I want one! Can I wrestle yours a time or two, just to keep in practice?
[John Travolta in Pulp Fiction]
What a gyp
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Clever. Tantalizing. Anti-climactic. I’d like to give the dolly to my 3-month-old grandchild (or great-grandchild) just as soon as he/she arrives.
Show us your teeth.
I like it. Three stars.
Heh. Nice bait-and-switch.
ETA: Masturbait-and-switch?
FeatherLou I’ve heard a man’s parts called ‘bait and tackle’ but not that.
Your cyclops doesn’t spit?! I was waiting for that. 
What’s kind of creepy is that you actually jerked it off. I thought you were just going to pet it.
Cool cyclops, though. Is that based on the Ray Harryhausen one?
It is an officially licensed Harryhausen product.
Awesome! I’ll have to look for one for my desk to go along with my Buddy Christ and Usagi Yojimbo figures.
You already pulled several variations of this joke at a Dopefest a few years ago. Clever, though.
Well, the old cyclops looks a bit dry to me. Shouldn’t you be using lube?
Try using that in an ebay auction.
And where would these Dopefests be held? Just…curious. Not saying I would go out of my way to avoid them or anything.
Oh God.
I HAD to look.
Bravo.
Utterly amazing! I bow to your ingenuity.