Watch out for stoned bunnies

Why, oh why, am I from Utah?

DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana.

Why couldn’t I be from some normal state? Stoned bunnies? Of course, that may be an improvement to many of the current residents, so perhaps we should welcome them.

I predict a new internet meme: videos of stoned bunnies doing cute stoned things like stoned people would do.

A rabbit in every pot?

I believe that should be pot in every rabbit.

I got this mental image of of Bugs telling Daffy “I could make a bong out of that”.

Bunnies stoned on marijuana? What, is he afraid they’re going to sit around and eat grass?

I can see the restaurant warning now: “Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after eating our Hasenpfeffer”.

That explains why the King wanted Hasenpfeffer so badly.

Would anyone object to my using Stoned Bunnies From Utah as the name of my next rock band?

“Wabbit Season…!”
" giggle giggle giggle giggle What…?"

I thought this was going to be a post about Easter having been on April 20 last year.

But from what I’ve heard (my only cite being a stoner friend), the THC, the intoxicating chemical in marijuana plants, only works if it’s heated. Hence why weed is smoked or baked into food. So if you (or a rabbit) merely eat a marijuana plant, surely you wouldn’t get high from it?

I’ve conducted experiments on this. Your friend is wrong. Really, really wrong.

“I deal in facts. I deal in science,” said special agent Matt Fairbanks, who’s been working in the state for a decade.
Sounds like he should fit right in to this place.

…if you go chasing rabbits…

So the expression “we fucked liked rabbits” will have to be changed to mean those times when she says “OK just stop, you’re never going to come.”

So that explains why the yard-bunnies are always hopping from patch of grass to patch of grass ---- munchies!

This is the same story, but with a MUCH better headline:

DEA Agent Warns Utah of Pot-Crazed Rabbits

It’s why we played trivia last night under the name “Pot-Crazed Rabbits” because who wouldn’t?

"It’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on…!"
“Hungry… Bunny… Munchies…?”
"…Its got Great Big Pangs… It’ll do YOU a treat, mate…!"

Since nobody else has said it ---------- hopped up rabbits???