Being a frugal gourmet, I purchased a pound bag of really hot cayenne the other day. Last night, in the midst of building a stir-fry, I decided it needed a touch of heat. I opened the new bag of cayenne and instead of decanting it into the shaker, I gently wafted it over the wok. A gentle waft of a one pound bag dispenses considerably more cayenne than a shaker. I decided to tough it out rather than throw it out and suffered considerable pain and ended up bloating myself on milk.
Anyway, that part is over, leaving one minor detail for today. I’m afraid to use the toilet, really afraid, so afraid, I may never be able to go again!
My embarassed plea then, is advice on what may sufficiently coat my alimentary canal to ease the passage of last night’s stir-fry.