well, once again i have oodles of time on my hands and i’ve decided to write out all the possible plays on my name i’ve heard so far. (any additions would be great)
Ups, Upsy, Uppy, Uperoonie, Upsinhymer, Upper Dupper Doo, Upsi Daisey, get Upham, wake Upham, what’s Upham, shut Upham, fuck Upham, blow Upham, falling Upham, run Upham (don’t run Downham, you’ll trip), 'sUpham, Upwho?, uuuuuuuuuuuuup up up up up up UPHAM!, Up, Up with people…
And of corse, the classic (i made this one up in grade 2 to explane how to spell my name) “what’s the opposite of Upham? Down Turkey!” I’ve had it explaned many, many times since that Turkey is not the opposite of Ham, but hell, i was in grade 2. Anyway, now i’m goin to sleep
Later later
Upham (etc, etc)