I just got this message:
I didn’t realize I was dealing with such delicate sensibilities here, but there it is.
So, suggestions anybody?
I always liked “Cognitive Dissidents”.
You may want to ask the mods to put this in IMHO.
You think if I elide not just the “i” but the “t” it would cease to be objectionable?
uglybch
I can’t seem to find a euphonic synonym for btch…
I don’t see anything wrong with your name uglybtch. But here are some suggestions.
HarDoff
HellonFiya
ColdasIce
RealTrubble
CheepShot
DirTslut
onfire
sellout
craKbaby
worthless
ballerinut
SoulSista
ShameOnMe
ImTrouble
CrackerJack
FtheHoff
Smokin
SOCKS
wingless
1976BADD
hmmm…not quite the feel i’m looking for, but not bad.
Oh, yeah you’re right. I’m still trying to figure out what goes where on things like this.
I think they would still see what you were getting at & thus still find it objectionable. I, myself, find it both acceptable & pleasing.
However, spelling it backwards, like Oprah’s clever ‘HARPO’ Studios, also keeps it legal…
hctib ylgu
… kinda like that.
He’s right 1976BADD… where did you get these names?
It’s the obscenity “bitch” that the Administration objects to. No matter how you spell it, it’s still going to be a “bitch”. Pick something totally different, is my advice. Got any interests? Hobbies? Silly family nicknames?
The point of having a nifty user name is so you can develop a MB personality. It helps us get to know you. It tells us “where you’re at”. IMO spelling it backwards, like many other total gibberish user names, is counter-productive because it doesn’t give the rest of us any kind of mental image, no peg on which to hang our perception of your personality.
Even if it’s an odd name, like Duck Duck Goose or Qadgop the Mercotan 
, still it’s plain English, and is easier to deal with, to personify (is that the word I want? Like “anthropomorphize” but I can’t quite think of the word) than a string of random letters.
Do you really want to be known as the Ugly Bitch? 
“Chicken of Bristol” is STILL unclaimed as a screen name – maybe you could take it. I think evilbeth would be quite joyous.
Malodorous Wench.
When i couldn’t get Pixie (taken), i went the dictionary route and got girlwithwings. Using the same method… how about HideouslyLewdWoman?
not quite the same ring as uglybtch… ah, well
Bugly Itch
After seeing this thread, I believe I’ll suggest Pessimist.
A phrase I just picked up from another thread:
Undulating Tramp
How about a poll seeing if people find it offensive?
This is a community, n’est-ce-pas? So let’s find out what the community standards really are about your username.
Anti-Helen.
Sure, it’s a community. But it’s no democracy.
I can’t for the life of me see what’s so horrible about “btch”. I think some people are just a teeny weeny oversensitive about such trivial matters as an online screen name.
TrampSlutHo 
I vote for Undulating Tramp as well. Its got flavor and starts with a u. how much cooler are you going to get?
And on the community bit, if a mod or an admin says offically that its unacceptable, its unacceptable. It’s their house, their rules.
Personally, “ugly bitch” is not someone I would really talk to. Again its an image thing. I have enough problmes with my own poor self image to really want to get close to someone who has defined themselves as their low self esteem.
Welcome to the boards.