we like eating
and we fart
…sang a classmate way back in first grade as a parody of that “Me Chinese” rhyme. Years later, I realize that he, amazingly, summed up everything perfectly.
Maybe all except the smart part. It is pretty funny, though.
I’m trying to think of one myself, but I guess I’m just a little too unfunny tonight.
Or maybe it’s an exercise best left to the intellect of a first-grader.