For more Orwellian gems from the ever-entertaining People’s Daily, the sock for the CCP, such as ‘The white paper says China’s democracy is a democracy in which the overwhelming majority of the people act as masters of state affairs’ check out Not-the-Gettysburg-Address.
Commemorative white-paper cutouts of Hu Jin-tao, Jiang Ze-min, Deng Xiao-ping and Mao Tee-tung are being given to anyone who can read the whole thing through. Special “socialist political democratic centralist” signed photos of the mums and dads of pioneering astronauts Nie and whatsisname moving into their new houses in poverty-stricken Hubei Province will be provided to anyone who can read the whole thing through without laughing. Sadly, they’re right out of photos of Tianenmen Square circa 1989.