There comes a time
when we heed a certain call
when the board
must come
together as one…
[Bonnie Raitt voice]
We are the Dope
We are the wise-ass
We are the ones who take the rumors down
So let’s start snarking
There’s a crack we’re making
We’re saving our own minds
It’s not true we’ll make a better day
But what, me worry?
… Send them a clue
So they know what Dopers know
And their lives will be somewhat less ignernt
As Cecil has shown us
By turning “truth” to glurge
And so we all must lend a helping hand …
God, I get that melody stuck in my head 3 or 4 times a day! Now these alternate lyrics will haunt me till the end of time.
<shudder>