We have a new jerk off

The BBQ Pit
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We got a new one, boys. This jerk has made four posting in his last day around here all of which can be linked fromhere. A brief review of our new friend’s postings will clearly show that

  1. he has recently been released from a position as village idiot
  2. he (or she, I suppose, but that seems unlikely) is an escapee from a facility for the perpetually deliberately offensive,
  3. our friend has grown restive waiting for the start of seventh grade football practice, or worst of all
  4. we are dealing with Ann Coultier’s id made flesh and given access to the Internet.

This clown is a real life jerk off and his contribution so far is akin to the stuff you use to hear from beer drunks in a rural tavern. With luck someone in authority will come in from their afternoon of fun in the sun and relieve us of this waste of carbon.

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You are going to make me figure out his handle!? I like your wit, but I am tempted to do a minor pit myself,

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Yes, you could make things a little easier for your readers. I take it monty2_2001 is the object of your wrath?

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I would assume Spavined Gelding is referring to monty2_2001.

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Lemme guess, this is about monty2_2001, isn’t it?

Gosh, I at least hope I’m right or otherwise, my detective skills are getting a little rusty.

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My guess is that the individual being referred to in the OP is monty2_2001.

Do I win a prize for solving the mystery, Spavined Gelding?

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I’m convinced the hamsters delayed my post in order to get the prize. I swear Jabba’s post wasn’t there when I hit “submit.”

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so…
did anyone figure out who the linked poster was?

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Bingo–Monty2_2001 is my boy, the twit of the day, the idiot without parallel, the hands down winner of the Drive-by and One Trick Pony Sweeps Stakes.

My fault on the link–I thought it was to our favorite seventh grader’s member information and posts. It wasn’t. It just linked to the threads in which this junior reactionary has rolled a grenade. This is what a guy gets for trying to be cute.

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The mystery thickens. If monty2_2001 is a new poster, then why does his registratiion date say Feb 2001? Yet there are no posts recorded in the search until yesterday.

I think this is a job for the Mod Squad!

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It was a time limited search. Here’s monty2_2001’s first post, in February 2001.

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He is like the locust in the cocoon. Only emerging every two years for a day or two to devour logic with his paranoid rants. Soon it will lay eggs and die for another cycle.

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We need more posters like our friend monty2_2001. How else will we root out the vast socialist terrorist fascist liberal communist network infecting our government at every level?

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Give us money?

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Cripes! Just by reading a december thread. This would allow the Administration to put over half of 'em in Cuba. :slight_smile:

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Actually, it’s part of december’s subtle plan to win over our hearts and minds. He figures if he keeps posting his evidence of wrongdoing on the left, while recruiting people like this that make him sound reasonable by comparison, someday victory will be his! :slight_smile:

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“Subtle” and “december” are two words that should never appear in the same sentence. Ever.

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After looking at every one of his posts in the threads provided in the link, it is clear that your only real problem with him is that he’s openly conservative. His contributions may be small, but I doubt you’d care if he agreed with your political views.

If you want him banned for being a conservative, then at least have the guts to come out and say it. His posts are not offensive, whether you agree with him or not. Grow a skin.

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The cold autum wind was a subtle reminder that December would soon be upon us.

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Damn, I was hoping somebody was welcoming me to the board. sob Always a bridesmaid . . .