Congratulations!
Odds on how much time passes before bias complaints appear?
Odds on who will post said complaints?
(Mr. Chance, just kidding, you’ll do great–please don’t discipline me!)
There’s filling their pillow with pudding and covering their toilet seat with saran wrap.
Has anyone tested the new guy’s snark threshold? I have some sharp retorts I’ve been crafting.
Doing it the other way around is a lot funnier-trust me.
Bondage threads go in IMHO, not GD.
Good luck, Mr Chance. Thanks for helping to run the asylum!
Well, I’m told I get the soft straightjacket when I’m a mod. It’s worthwhile.
Did I mention that I first applied in 2001? I think that’s the longest delay in history. And a weird sign that I’ve been around a LONG time.
I look forward to reading your capricious thread closings, Jonathan Chance.
ETA: Because that’s about the limit of my GD participation, not because I have any previous knowledge of Jonathan Chance’s capriciousness.
Especially given how busy he is in Nigeria.
Congratulations! I look forward to interact… wait, in Great Debates? Good luck and God bless (so to speak)!
Popped your cherry.
I’d look to see who got the first taste of your whip, except there’s nothing in GD lately that interests me.
Here you go, Shodan. Go to town. (Search works pretty well for unimportant things like this.) Nothing against it–I just want to see Shodan try.
:eek: I hope they made sure you still wanted the job! 
When you’re ready, you’re ready.
We banned all the others on the list. Last man standing.
So we are leaving everything to Chance ? :eek:
I kid - congratulations on the promotion. I hope the free coffee mug isn’t too stained and the jackboots fit well.
Polish your jackboots, guv’nor?
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[li]So will your mod actions be a “Chance meeting?”[/li][li]Will your mod actions be so different from the other mods that a new Dope meme will arise, fearful of your wrath, … “not a Chance!” ?[/li][li]Will you play that Johnny Mathis hit before you act … “Chances Are?”[/li][li]Will there be a benevolence in your mod actions so rare that “one Chance in a million” will be your underlying reputation?[/li][li]So how far will a disruptive poster be tolerated? Will you give them “one last Chance?”[/li][li]Or will your response be “Fat Chance, Bub!” ?[/li][/ul]
BTW, welcome and good luck!
Nah, because as Elan says, “A hundred to one is impossible, but a million to one is a sure thing.”
Have you not given your obligatory offering of chocolates & beer to the admins?
Oh, and don’t forget to ask them where your hiding place is from Little Ed!
I won’t mention the goats -yet…