Wonderful! Adding another to the list of mods I have met…
Haven’t ever even warned me, have ya?
Yeah, let 'em speculate about that for a while! 
Excellent choice! Congrats all around!
We have a new moderator – MILLER
He’ll grind their bones to make his bread.
What excuse did you use before you became mod?
Chaucer
Astonishingly accurate, right down to the hairy wart on his nose! 
Congratulations, Miller. I trust you have the regulation combat helmet and flak jacket. Be careful out there!
CIA mind control satellites.
Miller, I think you’ll be a great moderator for the GQ forum. Congratulations. 
Looking forward to working with you, Miller!
Yep, sounds like he’s qualified to be a mod, all right. 
Oh, and conga-rats!
Instead of jackboots, he’ll be modding with a tinfoil hat.
Darned kid. I send him out to fetch the goat for your initiation, and he ends up under your bed in a tutu. Bah.
Look forward to working with you, Miller. This should be fun!
We have cast our lot with a copper’s narc. Doomed are we.
Logically minded and speaks clearly? Check.
Ain’t afraid to tangle when there’s a need? Check.
Makes me smile from time to time? Double check.
Why heck yeah, the man’s definately cut from the right cloth. Congrats, Miller. This is a good fit.
Congrats Miller!
And now it’s time to drag out a very old sig file:
Either the OP is a moron, or I am.
Although for once, I’m pretty sure that it’s me.
–Miller from: The Thing I Hate About The Straight Dope Message Board
Heh, if only we could have him in Great Debates. 
But that’s cool Miller is a very fair minded chap.