He’s coming back again? How is this amazing, he’s a zombie, risen from the dead.
He can keep coming back again and again, it seems to me. It don’t impress me much.
Ick, sorry, I don’t do no zombie worshiping.
Aren’t we also missing a priestly class somewhere? The Levites maybe?
But, hey, maybe not for very long, it is th’ end times.
For me, the surest sign that we are in the end times, is that despite the length of time this thread has been around, and notwithstanding plenty of snarky answers, NOBODY has pointed out the propriety of the OP’s username/thread subject combo.
What the hell is WRONG with you all? Oh God, you’re the pod people… aiiiieee
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You gotta love the OP’s username… Too bad it’s not working.
Yes, but the “end of the world” usually refers to the extinction of the human species as caused by some sort of cataclysmic event. World and planet are no the same thing.
If the Lion’s ever even make it to the Superbowl, It will be the end of the world!
The end will come when the stars are right and Cthulhu rises from his tomb in R’yleh!
The old ones were! The old ones are! The old ones shall yet be!
The Lion’s what? Out with it, man!
N’ya N’ya Cthulhu ftghan!
And even if it isn’t, there’s nothing in there that would make me think that these are the end times, even if I took every word literally. At the time the Gospels were written, most Christians probably thought the Second Coming was going to be next Tuesday, weather permitting.
It must truly be a great comfort to the anointed to know that End Times are nigh and the nonbelievers and sinners are about to perish in utter and horrific agony, as opposed to laughing at your sorry ass when you come blinking out of the cave to find everything still here and you have to go back to work in the morning.
At last someone else on my wavelength! Sending plastics to landfill is a moral act.
Anyway, regarding the OP, please rustle me up a plague of frogs. Ain’t seen one o’ them for many a year.
Wow!! are you folks this mean here… I was just wondering you know. I don’t really believe that end times are here. I kind of was wondering out loud if what the Bible says is actually happening, heck who the hell knows if it’s true or not. Certainly not I or any one of you skeptics and Atheists here.
One thing I know is that I do believe in a GOD. What I don’t believe in is the Bible’s version of GOD. Anywho y’all carry on being cynics, but some of you folks are just brutal.:dubious:
You’re wondering if what the Bible says about what is actually happening?
The Bible, contary to popular belief, does not actually contain a a catalog of “endtimes” predictions, so your question is essentially unanswerable.
According to the Gospels, Jesus said that no one will be able to predict when the end comes. He said there won’t be any signs. It will just happen. He said it will come “like a thief in the night.” no warning at all.
Of course we are at the end of times. The end of our times. The Mayans had the end of their times. The Romans, Greeks, Persians the end of theirs. The end of WW2 was the end of times for National Socialism. There is constantly an end of times for someone or some group. Why should the post-Roman Christian West be any different?
If you want trumpets to sound I know some out of work musicians.
I think the problem is that people are thinking of Revelation as the “catalog of endtimes predictions.”