If you’re looking for cheap thrills, Euty, why don’t you plan on coming down for the New York City Dopefest. You’re on our requested posters list!
Nymsy, dear. I hope if you ever plan to entertain me in a similar manner, you put something other than hands over my mouth. 
Anyone besides me remember my first sig?
Sientate en mi cara y meneate.
Now then, to entertain Euty, um . . .
:: takes off shirt and flexes his arm muscles to make his tattoo wiggle ::
Here ya go Euty!
(.Y.)
I hope people aren’t getting tired of them. Merry Christmas Euty (I sent you a card too, with an enclosure for your friend).
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Euty, email me - I’m home in MA til 1/03. Mebbe we can have an impromptu Olde Sturbridge Village visit or something.
I’d link you to some entertaining sites, but as a mod you’d have to delete the links.
Awww…cold and bored, Euty?
Well, imagine this…
I take the remote control from your hands on my way to the CD player. I start the pre-selected CD of romantic music and I dim the lights.
Slowly, I snuggle up to you on the couch. I begin to lightly kiss your earlobe.
I nibble a little and then slowly kiss my way down your neck, gently licking and kissing just below your collar. I work my way back up your neck until I reach your soft lips.
Delicately, I kiss your top lip, then the bottom, then a small lick just to part your lips slightly.
Slowly, I continue lightly kissing your just parted lips, teasing them open with my tongue.
As I kiss your lips, I slowly unbutton the top button on your shirt, then the next one.
I kiss your bottom lip, then your chin and proceed very slowly down your neck, lightly licking and kissing the path left by your now-unbuttoned shirt…
Yikes!
If THAT doesn’t perk you up Euty, nothing will!
Froggy, baby, this is Euty’s thread. I’ll entertain you later. Be sure you eat your Wheaties, too. It could be a loooooooong day.
Hmmm…maybe that wasn’t cheap enough of a thrill for Euty! I guess I’ll have to think harder!
No, no … please carry on. Privately, if you must.
For some reason, I thought you’d say that!
I’m at your beck and call–private message or public one?
Well, I think you’ve got a pretty good idea of what I’d have to delete from the board, so you make the call.