Experiencing a white-out… isolated from the rest of the world by snow… stuck in an inherintly uninteresting state… Euty needs our help!
Come one, come all. Give him some cheap thrills, some titilation… with the emphisis on the first syllable. Something that he’ll regret in the morning, but not too much 
Entertain the man GODAMNIT!
::gets out the cane and top hat for a little tap dance::
Euty, have you read the Halvsie thread? It starts a little slow, but watch when Eve shows up gives the thread direction. Read a couple of those to get the idea, then check out Inky’s link on page 2.
I enjoyed the hell out of it, at least.
Well he does live nearby…
::thinks of tittilating things she could do::
And he did flash me in my 1K thread…
Hmm. Whatever shall I do?
Well, I am not cheap, but the thrills part…
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I am not thrilling, either.
Sigh
Euty! I’m back! Be happy. 
(Okay, so that may not make your day brighter. E for Effort.) smooch!
Well, as I’ve mentioned before, I can put my whole fist in my mouth.
Maybe you could pass your time thinking of what other body part we could get in there as well.(who the part actually belong’s to is not important as long as neither of us object)
I just said think about it, not that I will actually do it. But then again maybe I might. 
Euty, I’ve been sitting on you for two days straight with my hands over your mouth. If that ain’t entertaining, well then, sir, you are un-entertainable.
Ahem. I can recite the first three hundred digits of Euler’s constant, e (reciting the digits of pi is too commonplace to interest the fine intellects that grace this message board). This has proven an endless source of fascination and a great way to attract beautiful, lustful members of the opposite sex.
Here goes:
2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966
967627724076630353547594571382178525166427427466391932003059
921817413596629043572900334295260595630738132328627943490763
233829880753195251019011573834187930702154089149934884167509
244761460668082264800168477411853742345442437107539077744992
0695517027
I’ve got many more tricks like that up my sleeve. I may be back to entertain you later.
Sheesh, Arnold, I am totally boring, and even I fell asleep over that one.
Surely you can come up with something better than that?
Although since I can’t, maybe I had better just shut up.
Scotti (shutting up)
Sure, I’ve got better than that, Scotticher.
Would you like to hear me recite them backwards with a mouth full of oatmeal? 
Well, I can offer the proper emphasis - I can play my accordion topless… Of course, chances are my screams will drown out “Lady of Spain”…
hmmm… I can dislocate my shoulders, every finger, and all my toes…
but I can also play Bass Guitar, so I could start playing…
::starts playing random assorted Green Day, EverClear, FooFighters, and Blink182 covers::
Depends what gets stuck in the accordion, Fairy. Now if I did it topless he would flee…
Keith
How 'bout a Fan Dance? I can do a Fan Dance.
Of course, I do it very badly, so I’d end up tripping over the fans, falling in to the fireplace, lighting the fans on fire, and in my haste to put the fans out I’d send burning embers swirling everywhere and light the house on fire.
No one ever accused of being boring.
Enjoy.
Now THAT’S Entertainment!
Say, Arnold…
That might be entertaining. I could spend the rest of my day trying to figure out exactly WHAT you are saying! And I ENJOY a mystery!
And Euty, I still have that desert island in mind, just in case…
((((Patrick)))
Scotti (shutting up again)
If you get into one of those moods, this link will give you something to do . . . I love it there.
That’s an especially good spot after troll invasions.
Tisiphone
Anything for you, Euty!