I’m taking the kids swimming at the Y for a few hours here. Try to keep the noise down to a minimum until I get back.
“The next time I check in here, I want paradise on earth.”
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 05-12-2001 at 12:24 PM]
But, Euty, it’s so much more fun when I don’t behave 
Okay, you got it. 
How’d y’want it cooked? Crispy? Bloody?
Oop.
[whiney kid voice on] But I’m **bein’ ** haved [whiney kid voice off]
MrVisible pokes his head in, looks around sneakily.
“Is he gone yet?”
Frankly, I can’t help being perfectly angelic. That, alas, is my cross to bear…
Oh…I’ll be an perfect little angel, no wild behavior from me 
Is he gone yet?
But Euty, we always behave. We just don’t always behave in a manner you find acceptable.
Robin
pops up from behind desk, Shoots spitball at Mr. Visible because he’s so…Visible and all…
ducks back down behind desk
:: snicker ::
Look at me! I’m running through the house with scissors!
Wheeeeee!
And I’m turning on every light in the house! And then I’m going to put my feet up on the furniture, and play with matches!!!
Where does Euty keep the Reeses Peanut Butter Cups?
:tracks mud everywhere, especially on the white carpet…adds grape juice stains for panache:
On behalf of the men of the straightdope, I concur wholeheartedly.
Twice, even.
::trips dire wolf for the hell of it::
I’m back.
What’s all this Cheez-Whiz doing all over the floor?
Oooh…I’m jumping on the sofa…and squeezing my grape juice box all over the place!
Weeh!
pulls fellow dopers up on to the sofa…
Hey, I’ll bet I can make the chair from here!
He did it! It was him! I saw it. I was sitting in my chair the whole time reading a book. I was bein’ good. [sub]maybe he won’t notice when I sneak out tonight…[/sub]
Get out the crayons!!! That new wallpaper inspires my artistic side!!!
Then, we’ll throw Eutychus55’s false teeth at the fireplace to see if they bounce!
If we get his cane and his false teeth , we can play Indoor Baseball!
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
I’m gonna push all the buttons on the elevator and set off the fire alarms and put Saran Wrap on the toilets and superglue the phone handsets and replace the hair spray with purple spray paint and put Preparation H in the toothpaste tube and I won’t even tell you what I’m gonna do with this truckload of peppers…
Uh oh, he’s back.
sulking off
:: DW falls on the scissors and bleeds profusely::
Heh, and you thought Nocturne’s mess would be hard to clean up? 
Fortunately, I fell right in the Cheez-Whiz. It makes a great coagulant.