Uh, Dire Wolf, dude? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that isn’t Cheez-Whiz. Remember how MSK needs sex or he’s going to explode?
Well, um . . .
Damn it.
Sure as soon as I get naked and start skipping through the house Euty comes back.
Now where exactly did I leave my clothes?
::looks down at the MSK goo encrusted floor and picks up her clothes::
Euty…can I use your washer? And do you have something for me to put on in the meantime?
You mean I have a …
Magical Sperm Klot? :eek:
Oh, crap. Maybe I’ll hop in the washer with hardygrrl’s clothes.
I’m headin’ for the master bedroom to bounce on Euty’s bed.
Who’s with me?
Me!! I love a good bed bouncing 
[sub]:eek: that didn’t come out quite the way I meant it.
D’ya reckon we oughta joyride the ol’ stationwagon while he’s putting the kids to bed?
Hey Euty,
Come over here and make me!
Dire Wolf…
I was going to fill up the tub and get in and splash water everywhere…
Wanna join me? 
why use water? jello os much more fun
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Colin Wilkinson *
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BING BING BING!!! First Jello mentioning of the thread! …and the prize goes to Colin!!
::Slyly rubs away any remnants of the red Kool-Aid powder from her hands, having secured the contents of four packets into the showerhead of the Master Shower::
I’m heading out to the Eutymobile to wait for Coldfire.
Why … you buncha … I’m ashamed of the whole lot of you. Here I leave for two hours … two hours and I come back here and the place is a mess. I don’t know why I bother … I just keep giving and giving and giving and this is what I get in return?
Dire Wolf put those scissors away. You’re going to put an eye out. Guinastasia if I even find a fingerprint on my Peanut Butter Cups, there’s going to be hell to pay. Arden don’t think for a minute that I don’t smell Cheez Whiz on your breath. Bosda why you … I orta … hardygrrl blow me.
::: muttering ::: … why I even bother with this group of malcontents and perverts is beyond me …
smiles sweetly Because you love us, PapaEuty!
runs away giggling
::Goes into the master bathroom and starts filling up the tub. Having been to more than one party in her lifetime,checks the showerhead and finds Katie’s little gift. Cleans that up as much as possible before pouring in a whole bottle of Mr Bubble into the running water::
Dire Wolf,Colin,Whammo?
Who’s a dirty Doper and needs a good bath?
::sits in tub,splashing water on the floor. Her red hair is the only splash of color amongst the bubbles::
Don’t make me wait.
::blushing::
Why Euty…you would make such a request from a prim and proper lady such as myself? 
And like you could handle it?
Does anyone here know CPR?
:contents herself with digging all the flowers out of the flower bed:
I’ve got the shaving gel and a new razor - where do I start?
::Undaunted by untimely unraveling of Kool-Aid gag, replaces all neatly stacked Maxims under Euty’s bed with Good Housekeeping and Redbook, while desperately trying to evade Ukelele Ike’s manic jumping and flailing arms::
I’m heading back out to the garage - Oooo! Are these Reeses Cups for everybody?
What the f…
Who moved all my Maxim magazines and why are the pages all stuck together?