We need more queer threads. I mean, a LOT of them.

I think you made some excellent points Shadez, that I will try and respond to when I have time. But for now, I would like to point out that no matter how I might have said it, I still SPECIFICALLY SAID I didn’t care if someone was gay in the OP, which one would think would make it clear that homosexuality itself was not the issue. Yet I am almost immediately called a bigot by halfwits like Jimmy Chitwood. Apparently, even implying criticism and sexual orientation in the same paragraph are all it take nowadays.

Rysler, I admire your thoroughness but man, you have GOT to get out more!

iampunha, I just said it before you could. I knew you would get around to it otherwise. One more thing that is utterly predictable in what is supposed to be a website for creative thinkers. I’ve been around long enough to know when the possibility of a pile-on exists. But holding a minority opinion doesn’t make one wrong. And now Monkey With A Gun is not the only one who sees my point.

Eve, I haven’t read your MPSIMS thread, but I am familiar with Reimer’s story, and I can’t see a direct connection to homosexuality. He wasn’t a man who liked men, or a girl who liked girls. He was a boy society said was a girl. What was done to him was awful. It was also a weird sociological freak occurence, not a symptom of our times or a valid example of anything having to do with what we are talking about here.

Well, Lizard has told us what kinds of threads he doesn’t like. I thought i’d go through his own threads, and find out what type of threads he does like. If you concentrate very closely, you might be able to spot a pattern here.

Some threads started by Lizard:

Ever Said “I Love You”…and live to regret it?

Why getting let down nicely by a woman sometimes just sucks

What are the clues a person is probably a good lover?

Do you stay in touch with the person you lost your virginity to?

I wonder who REALLY popped Britney Spears’ cherry, and where is he today?

How do i respond to the TMI this woman emailed me?

Guys, has a woman ever asked you NOT to use a condom?

Why should i ever listen to another woman tell me men need “advice” on oral sex?

Who does more of the breaking up? Men or women?

Women, oral sex, and vaginal odor: am i the only one that cares? (possible TMI)

Please talk about your experience with romantic love.

For men AND women: how many dates before sex?

Should the SDMB have a forum devoted specifically to sex/relationships?

True or fales: women are FAR more picky about men than we are about them.

What is an acceptable time lag to not hear from someone you were supposedly dating?

How do you define porn addiction? And is it bad?

How can i more easily have sex with a bigger girl, when i am a bigger man?

Smallville: Clark should tell Lana Lang his secret, and then do her.

I’m dating a 27 year old virgin

How do i go about dating an older woman?

How long has it been since you had sex?

I’m a married man. Why do you want me?

Yeah, she’s ugly, but he’s with her. Hmmm…

Ladies, let’s hear it: What’s the most important thing in a man.

Should i hire a hooker?

Yup, i’m gonna hire a hooker.

And, just for kicks:

What’s the largest thing you’ve ever inserted in your anus?

Finally, an appropriate one to finish with:

Have i done something unbelievably stupid?

Yeah, why don’t we just start a whole Forum for Lizard’s Adventures in Heterosexuality, which we can decide to read or ignore at our discretion?

Well, Kalhoun said exactly what I was going to say to bizzwire, that these stories show how gays are really just like the rest of us. But I’ll add this little tidbit from our OP to show WHY it’s still necessary
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I have no doubt some gays could marry and make it work.
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As if gay people will obviously have a tougher time making marriage work than “normal” people. :rolleyes: These suggestions that gays aren’t like straights only serves to legitimize denying them rights.

(luckily I’m moving this weekend)

Let’s try that whole post again…

Well, Kalhoun said exactly what I was going to say to bizzwire, that these stories show how gays are really just like the rest of us. But I’ll add this little tidbit from our OP to show WHY it’s still necessary

As if gay people will obviously have a tougher time making marriage work than “normal” people. :rolleyes: These suggestions that gays aren’t like straights only serves to legitimize denying them rights.

What th… Queens on the Moon? Queens on the moon! Queen of the Moon, the Moon Queen, the Moon Princess, THE MOON MAID!!

If all you barely evolved simians could wrench your tiny minds away from your gonads, the SDMB could go back to discussing things of burning interest to us all, like particle physics.
Sheesh, randy bunch, all of ya. A person could get the impression sex, love, relationships and all that gushy stuff is actually interesting.

–>I don’t use smilies so insert an image of patient Veb slinging the clue stick like a club<–

I begged you over and over to bring back smashie, begged you on my knees, but you (and a few others) said “no”, and now just look where’s it gotten you! No clue stick or clue hammer! No clue implements at all!

Listen, Lizard, you still don’t get it.

Yes, you specifically said you didn’t care, albeit in very crude and condescending fashion. However, you failed to say anything else. You might notice, for example, that although you claim A Monkey With a Gun shares your opinion, nobody has attacked that particular poster. That’s because A Monkey With a Gun said something, while you just plain bitched. Show me where in the OP you made a point beyond “I won’t abide by these gays, who I don’t care about.” Seriously, let’s consider what you’re claiming to be saying here.

Homosexuality was not the issue, you say. OK. Let’s take out all the words relating to homosexuality and see what we’re left with.

Perhaps you see the problem. If homosexuality isn’t the issue here, what we’re left with is that Lizard doesn’t like… threads… about… issues and stuff. Hmm.

Do you know what a bigot is? The OED says it’s “A person obstinately and unreasonably wedded to a particular religious creed, opinion, or ritual.” In your case, that opinion seems to be that homosexual issues aren’t people issues. That there are specific homosexual agenda that don’t relate to the everyman’s life in any way. See, that’s a problem.

You see, your problem is that you seem to take heterosexuality as the norm by which all discussion should be judged, and thus focus only on the issue of homosexuality in those other threads, rather than on the many other issues they raise, such as rights, law, politics, relationships, economics, etc.

And why do you feel the need to observe that homosexuality is “endlessly fascinating” to some people? Your own threads, some of which i have listed above, suggest that heterosexuality is “endlessly fascinating” for you. What’s the big deal? Are you worried that all those threads that “yammer on endlessly about those who have sex with others of the same gender” might bump off the front page all of your threads that “yammer on endlessly about those who have sex with others of the [opposite]** gender.”

As others have observed, if you don’t like the threads dealing with gay issues, don’t read the fucking things, moron.
** Before someone jumps on my head to point out that gender is not necessarily a binary distinction, please note that i am aware of this. I just felt that Lizard might not grasp the point if it was too subtle.

Gee 20% of the threads on SDMB are gay oriented, that means 80% are NOT gay oriented. :rolleyes:

I for one am NOT going to just fade away because someone is tired of seeing us queers marching around asking for the same smeggin’ rights as everyone else. I might not be the most prolific poster, but I will offer my opinions, experiences or whatever to help those who are clueless to buy one. I don’t stop with this message board, which is well represented with queer folk. I also write letters to the editor in two local newspapers. I’m sure the backwards, clueless, bigoted, racist, homophobic, “Christian” hillbillies in this close-minded Bible belt area of PA are tired of having to read letters about homosexuality. Especially the one’s where I point out how out of context their scripture quoting is.

As far as the touchy feely NPR news story goes, I agree with Kalhoun. These stories are needed to raise people’s conscience to the mistreatment of gays, especially those who are in long term loving relationships that the Right just wants to make out as being perverse, immoral sex acts. I get so smeggin’ tired of the Right using the Bible’s discussion of male temple prostitutes and anal rape as a form of humiliation as basis for judging my relationship with my husband of 4+ years.

So to those who think we “faggots and lesbos need to crawl back into the closet and accept the fact that the world is a tough place to live and just smeggin’ get over it”, can kiss my queer ass whilst I blow you a nice anal kiss!!!

Whew! I feel better now…

I’ve been thinking about this. This would have been a super opportunity for the interviewer to ask about issues such as hospital visitation, dealing with the remains, inheritance, conflict with the loved one’s family re all of the preceding, and so on. Did that happen at all?

The Moonerator…

Nice rant, Eyke! But I feel you can do better. Although the use of “smeggin” is refreshing, and I simply loved the “anal kiss” thing, I believe if you peppered your rant with a few more “straight swears” you might be able to draw in some more Lizards, thereby keeping all these damned gay threads alive and well-balanced. Nonetheless, I give it an overall 9.2.

Hey, while we’re deciding how many of what kind of threads to have, can we have more NA$CAR threads? I like talking about NA$CAR. Thanks.

Then it might sound a little bit sumpin like this:

Meanwhile, give the GBLT contingent the board that was promised to our ancestors on SDMB, and amend the other threads to read

GREAT DEBATES (unless it’s a debate about gay stuff)
CAFE SOCIETY (unless it’s about Queer as Folk, Queer Eye or Clay Aiken)
THE BBQ PIT (unless you’re pissed off about homophobia)

Straight Dope Message Boards by Lizard: Where Every Thursday is Jew Night!

No. I get enough of that at home, thankyouverymuch. But I will toss in a Monster Garage if you promise not to tell anyone where you got it.

So, you want the mods to put the GLBT thread in ATMB?

I got burned by NASCAR! I got this giant album of 1993-1994 drivers- 3 complete sets with 550 drivers linked below. I paid 25. for it and figured I'd get 50. easily. How could I not it’s 550 cards! After 7 days of no bids I got 34.95 for it at the close of auction. After shipping and listing fees I cleared about 5.00 for over an hours worth of work in taking and transferring photos, researching and listing.

Screw worthless NASCAR collectibles! :mad:

3 FULL SETS-FINISH LINE 94 -VIP PRESS PASS 93 - MAXX 93
NASCAR Card Collection – 550 cards + sheets + binder

Hmm. I post one thread, talking about the condition of the Pit specifically at one particular point in time, and mention that it seems to be the same as many other points in time. Then I conclude (not in the same post) this betrays a depressing lack of originality and, believe it or not, diverse thinking.
You therefore pull threads of my own from multiple forums, spread over several years, and claim it somehow proves. . . .that I’m fascinated with heterosexuality? If I am, then so what? Go start your own thread bashing me for it. Just as I have done here. I’m not accountable to you for what I’m interested in, and nobody here is accountable to me either. Anyone thinking clearly can see the OP was not aimed at any individual or belief.
But then, few are trying to be rational about this whole subject. It’s so much easier to switch off the 'ole higher functions and go into full attack mode on anyone who even APPEARS to hold an opinion they dislike. I can only conclude that “tolerance” to some people here doesn’t really mean what they would claim it means. It certainly doesn’t mean tolerance for someone like me. There are real bigots out there, some of them a hell of lot more polite and well-spoken than most of the folks in this thread. It’ll take more than name calling and clumsy personal dirt-mining to make any of them go away. Clearly, most of the great thinkers here don’t really understand that.

If you don’t like this thread, or my opinions, why don’t you quit reading them, moron? Want to lay money that you won’t quit?