We the People of the SDMB would like customizeable titles! {Not doing the contest, maybe a Queue}

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And the Queue is open:

Custom Titles Queue

Please enter your current title and what you want the new title to be as a post in this thread. The basic rule for Custom Titles are that they are supposed to be fun, so nothing offensive. You can’t use something that is already a title of some sort in the system (Moderator, Admin, Charter Member, etc). Self-deprecating titles are Ok, but you can’t insult someone else. So I could change my title to “old fat guy” but I couldn’t use “Ned is ugly”. In the past, the staff had to change a couple of…

Remember, requests in this thread will probably get missed.