Artist Cosimo Cavallaro is building a wall between the US and Mexico. It will only be a quarter of a mile long, but it will be notable.
It’s going to be made of cheese.
Seems fitting
Grate! Whey to go Cosimo! I hope you milk it for all it’s worth.
Clearly he should be using Brick cheese instead.
No whey! Is this real?
Two points, one conclusion:
1.) This. This is why people think that artists are a bunch of out of touch, high-fallutin’, ivory tower type.
2.) “The Wall” was a dumbass idea from the get-go. Only an uneducated rube would be in favor of it.
Conclusion: They deserve each other! Let them cancel each other out and hopefully we’ll end up with a more reality-driven world.
Eh, I think it’s funny. Guess I’m an out of touch, high-fallutin’, ivory tower type. Although personally I’d say I’m more of a sheep-cheese type but what do I know.
If it includes a scale model of the Brexit cheese sub, I’m in!
How about a queso moat?
Unless he encases the cheese in some sort of impenetrable coating, isn’t this just going to attract vermin, cause a noxious odor, harm wildlife who do not know that eating massive amount of cheese is bad for them, and possibly do other harm to the ecosystem that I’m not thinking of? As the cheese rots in the sun, isn’t he essentially creating a garbage dump and a public nuisance?
There’s got to be some sort of law against this, no?
Eh, still will have less of an ecological impact than Trump’s monument to racism would. It’s basically just a massive example of littering, and of a biodegradable material to boot. Vermin’ll have a field day and then it’ll all be gone. (To bad we can’t do that with something else cheese-colored…)
If you read the article I linked to, he’s fully aware that critters will probably start eating it as soon as it’s up. But he’s OK with that.
Okay so, that will take a lot of cheese. Just supplying it will be a cotija industry, not to mention maintaining the right of whey. I hope someone’s prepared to write him a blanco check.
Depending on the kinds of cheese he uses, it pretty much cannot rot. He’s using a hard cheese; those generally can dry further but not do much more than that.
My first thought was “How will that keep the rats out?”
After hearing that Trump “stole” $1 billion from the military for his National Emergency, I figured this was something about the con artist in the White House.
This cheese guy…is he the sameh one who put draperies across a canyon, and umbrellas in Tehachapi Pass?
~VOW
That Cosimo, he’s a real cheese whiz…
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.